I remember being a young adult male human once. Nowadays I'm a female pony who now has to retake school because SOMEPONY couldn't perform a spell correctly. I might as well try to make some good out of this situation and see what chaos I can cause!
Y'know, I was once an average guy. A completely normal male human being. Sure I had my oddities but who doesn't, right? Then I woke up in Equestria after one too many shots of whiskey at 3AM whilst watching some random ass anime.
Now that in itself sounds fucking weird but that's not even the full story. Somehow good old reliable purple smart managed to not only change my species and my gender but also my age. Now I'm stuck with a lavender coated princess who has become my 'caretaker' and I'm being forced to go to school!
I still can't believe this isn't some crazy drug trip. Well, whatever - if this is a drug trip then I'm gonna make sure this will be the best drug trip of my life. So take a look into my new personal life and prepare to see the horrors that I'll bring to this hippy horse land.
[Sex Tag for references and innuendos - there will be no clop.]
While trying to impress Anon with some aerobatics, Dash manages to crash into a tree. Now stuck partway with her butt on one side, Anon must extract her somehow - even if 'things' swell and get sticky!
It's been a few weeks since Anon and Rainbow became 'a thing'... and the firey blue horse just won't stop preening and showing off around Anon (while avoiding anything mushy like dates, hugs or kisses).
This finally catches up with Dash when one of her unsolicited airshows ends up with her crashing into a tree and requiring assistance from Anon in extricating herself.
Now that she is finally unable to avoid close proximity with her crush, things start to heat up quickly and it will be a delicate balance between natural lubrication, stickiness, swelling and Anon's efforts that will determine if she can get the sweet 'release' she desires.
The appearance of Equestrian Princesses on Earth, as well as the subsequent negotiations, are complicated greatly by the fact that neither can speak the others' language.
The appearance of a giant, glowing orb of energy in Washington D.C. puts the capital of the free world on high alert. Few expected aliens to emerge. None expected them to be horses. But, in retrospect, everyone should have expected them to not speak English.
EDIT: Featured at #3, 7/24/19! EDIT: At #2 same day! EDIT: #1 at the very end of 7/26/19! I’m so glad you all enjoyed!
Twilight calls on Anon for a very specific favor and, wouldn't you know it, it's not something he was really expecting...
Anon would give Twilight Sparkle the shirt off his back - if she wore clothing, that is. Ever since he arrived in Equestria, she's done everything in her power to help him out and make him comfortable. After the Princess of Friendship shares a drink with the man, she opens up and asks him for something very specific...
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Estrus (Heat), a Particularly Lusty Mare, Implied Impregnation, Very Vocal Sex, and a Creampie
Artwork and accompanying animation by Hatter's Lye You can find the animation on his patreon. Wubcake did the voice work.
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Uh oh! Looks like Twilight Velvet and Night Light are home early from their weekend away! Lets hope they haven't caught Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor in any sort of questionable situation!!!
Shining Armor, after a debaucherous weekend at the hands of his little sister, is a mess. Unfortunately for the stallion and his sister their parents return home early to find them in a rather compromising position. Twilight Velvet, being the caring mare that she is, decides to use the situation to teach the two a lesson.
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Foalcon, Incest, Spitroasts, Threesome, Size Difference, Crossdressing, Oral, Anal, Mind Break, Cum Inflation, Dirty Talk
Wrote this at the behest of a rather vocal group of people on a few servers I frequent. I hope y'all enjoy!
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange. Very strange. But why only around Twilight Sparkle?
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange lately--and not the "I've been hanging around Pinkie for most of the week, she's just rubbing off on me" strange. After all, Pinkie Pie doesn't build sheds at random and strut around like a peacock.
After finally noticing this odd behavior, Twilight enlists the help of Rainbow's oldest friend, Fluttershy, for answers. What follows is not what she expects. At all.
Local deity attempts to communicate amorous intentions to receptive, oblivious human
Bill (local human) and Celestia (local horse) are very close friends. Very, very close. So close it's gratingly obvious that they both plainly want to be even closer still, but despite Celestia's best efforts Bill remains utterly incapable of grasping that this is the direction that they both want it to go in.
Her latest scheme is more direct than those before it, but can it hope to work?
It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker at the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza.
It's a long road from Baltimore back to Michigan, but it gets a lot shorter when I pick up a pony hitchhiker.
I don't know her or where she came from. She was just there in the parking lot of the Mahoning Valley Service Plaza and I was too surprised to say no when she asked for a ride.
The barrel Twins start the new school year at Hope Hollow Junior High. And one of the courses the two are both in is pretty interesting, or at least Pickle Barrel believes so.
Pickle and Barley Barrel, otherwise known as the Barrel Twins, start their new school year with an interesting subject, to begin with. As they dive deep into the course, Pickle Barrel notices Barley Barrel acting weird. Little does he know, she knows more than what he thinks.
Anon failed a test. Anon wants cake. Math is dumb.
After failing a math test, Anon returns home to her adoptive mother; Twilight, who attempts to teach Anon basic math. Unfortunately for her, math is harder than it appears. Will Twilight learn a lesson? Will Discord cause chaos? Is Princess Celestia too fat? Will Anon get the cake? The answer is mostly yes.
My entry, and now the winner of the Anon Filly Contest Featured on the day of its posting; 3/6/2020!
Rumble and Button Mash have a sleepover, and their night together evolves beyond innocent game playing.
Rumble and Button Mash are fast friends, having stuck together for years. However, one Friday night of innocent game playing Button discovers a deep secret of Rumble's, and with a little heartfelt talk their night becomes something less than innocent.
Forewarning. Contains: foalcon, sexual experimentation, sappy lovey talk.
Twilight and NMM/Luna make a wish that changes both of their lives forever.
Nightmare Moon is alone and wishes to have a daughter to share her kingdom on the moon with. Twilight is alone and wishes to have a mother that will love her. What happens when their wishes are granted? Read and find out.
Russian Translation for the story here. Thankyou NovemberDragon for doing the translation you are awesome.
So let's just turn this into a meme why don't we? Filly Twilight adopted by Villian X! I don't know I saw the ones with Daybreaker and Chrysalis and thought, "Oh what the hell I'll do it too because it's fun!" So here I am bringing you a story in a similar vein. Please enjoy the story and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is welcome. If you are going to downvote tell me why you did so I can improve. (Unless you're being an a**hole than I don't want you here.)
Featured on 7/10/18 Day one featured! That's awesome thank you all!
HOLLY S**T DAY ONE AND MY STORY IS CONSIDERED HOT! THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!
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A Princess and a Queen decide to settle the score once and for all...
With their rivalry coming to a head, Princess Cadance and Queen Chrysalis decide to settle their dispute once and for all. They're both attractive mares, that much is for certain, although each confesses their derriere dominance over the other. Like two renown champions, they finally pit themselves against one another.
Kinks Include: Female on Female, Rimming, Anal, a Immense Dildo, Squirting, and a Liberal Sprinkling of Petty Insults
This is a promo piece for the Ponut Art Pack! The artists include: @Mittsies, @bunk_skunk, @Tobyart1, @Aer0Zer0Ri2k, @Dankflank1, @Parumpi, @Dryadex2, @Dragk_, @_doughnutholes, QChaoz, Furniture, theComet, Hexado, and Pdxyz
Cover art by Skunk Bunk
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When a cute, studious filly in class is entering her first heat she doesn't know what to do about it. She was the first one to get her cutie mark, first to hit her growth spurt, and now she's the first to enter heat.
Luckily, Mercury has a good friend like Amber to show her the way.
Contains Foalcon, hints of Noncon, Herm on Filly on Mare, the Idol of Boreas
With Princess Cadence and Prince-Captain Shining Armor out on a date together, Thorax is charged with caring for their darling filly. Which means tonight is the perfect time for important things like pouncing lessons, complete with live guards to surprise!
Princess Celestia was quite clearly overworked lately. Twilight just had to find a way to help. Unfortunately, the only answer she found was a bit odd.
Twilight looked over to her dear mentor, Princess Celestia, and found she had once again fallen asleep mid-lesson. Her intense debate on awakening the princess was cut short when the decision was taken out of her hooves.
“Huh? Oh. Twilight, I am so sorry for falling asleep again. I think we need to reschedule this for tomorrow morning.”
Twilight nodded. After all, Princess Celestia was obviously overworked. If only there was something she could do to help.
Princess Celestia is stricken with a terrible illness that causes her to violently cuddle anypony she can get her hooves on.
A startling situation arises when Princess Celestia begins acting crazily and violently cuddling the ponies around her. Fearing the breakdown of the government, Princess Luna and one of Canterlot's most unfortunate doctors hatch a plan to cure her by letting her cuddle the daylights out of a Royal Guard.
