It's mating season for the dragons, and a certain Dragon Lord employs Anon's services to help her sate her desires.
Featured 05/24/17
Mating season is always a difficult time for a dragon, especially when that dragon is the Dragon Lord, and especially especially when they're a female Dragon Lord. It's late in the season and most of the dragonesses have already laid their clutches, but Ember still can't find a suitor. Though she is more than ready, she can't lay until she finds a mate to fertilize her eggs. All of her male subjects are either already taken or too afraid of her, and taking them as sex slaves like former Dragon Lords just doesn't seem right. Maybe it's the ponies' influence. Thankfully Anon happens to be passing through the Dragon Lands, and he's more than happy to fill in.
As you might have guessed, this is a clopfic involving dragons and erotic egg-laying (aka oviposition). Also included for good measure: large belly (gotta have somewhere to put all those eggs), excessive pussy juice, cunnilingus, rimming, mild tail fetish, 69, tonguejob (Is that a thing? It should be a thing.), finger-blasting, anal, vaginal, creampie (anal and vaginal), cervical penetration, cum in womb, mixing of fluids Additional things found in the Even Kinkier Version: squirting, creampie eating, egg licking The Even Kinkier Version has just about everything in it that I'm into. I was having cognition problems that prevented me from writing, and I wrote this just as I began my treatment. My writing ability returned quite suddenly and completely, and as a result my product was overloaded with pent-up ideas. Luckily for you I have separated it so that you may enjoy as much or as little kink as you would like (within reason, of course). This is also the first story I have written with Anon, and I hope for it to be the last. I know that there's probably more buildup than there needs to be, especially for an Anon-in-Equestria story, but I cut it down as much as I could. I didn't want to spend the time fleshing out the main character or humans in general in-universe when I could just gloss over it and fast-forward to the action. While glossing over details isn't typically my style, I decided since egg-laying fics were so rare I didn't want to distract too much from the good stuff.
A certain stallion of the Royal Guard has been 'staring at the sun' for too long. But with the help of his rather peculiar roommate, Brick’s about to learn the dangers of flying too close to the sun.
Brick Break wasn't the brightest stallion in school and he sure as hell wasn't the luckiest, but he worked hard; from nighttime bouncer to royal bodyguard, he made something of his life. With food on the table, a roof over his head, and the closest thing to financial security one can hope for in this economy, Brick achieved the Equestrian dream, mostly; there was just one thing missing-- friendship. Laughter, loyalty, comradery.
Brick didn't need a roommate, and soliciting one in a big city like Canterlot was just asking for trouble. Frosty had just sort of... happened. Hoarfrost Glitter, his roommate. With her help, he might finally find some peace in this world. After all, existence is suffering, but misery loves company.
Co-written with and edited extensively by Miss Direction.
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Anonymous falls in love with a shy and sweet batpony, but her parents are less than approving. Will Anon and Glimmer Wing find true love... WITH SEXY RESULTS? Tune in to find out!
Glimmer Wing is a bat-pony who comes from tradition. Most bat-ponies do, but her family is extra strict, especially when it comes to dating rules...
So when you meet the young thing, and fall in love, and have to win the approval of her parents, will you be able to keep your hands to yourself while showing the bat-pone-parents you're worthy of dating their daughter?
Stay tuned to find out!
Content Warning: Age of consent play, interspecies sexings, mild cum inflation
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What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
Twilight thought it was all so real-- the crisp morning air, the warmth of the rising sun, the ponies that went about their day-- it all seemed real to her. Yet, with the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused girl wearing a VR headset.
Twilight is ready to start a family of her own, and she can't think of anyone she'd rather have helping her with that than Celestia and Luna. A few potions is all it will take. But then the two sisters get a little carried away with things...
Twilight is ready to start a family of her own, and she can't think of anyone she'd rather have helping her with that than Celestia and Luna. A few choice potions is all it will take. But then the two sisters get a little carried away with things ... and, well, they end up overdoing it.
Contains: futa on female, futa on futa, potion-enhanced fertility, big balls, excessive cum, cum inflation, sloppy seconds, pony in lingerie/panties, threesome, impregnation, incest. An entry into the Incest is Wincest Contest. Cover image by SilFoe.
Button's Mom and Rumble's Mom decide to help introduce each other's colts to the many charms of mares.
It’s terrible! Both Button’s and Rumble’s mothers commiserate with each other about how their growing colts show no interest at all in fillies their age. They’ll never get grandchildren at this rate! What both of these colts need is for some mare to come along and open their eyes to everything they’re missing out on. But who could possibly do that? They obviously can’t do that for their own sons – that would be incest! But wait ... what if they helped each other’s colts?
Contains: Foalcon (colt on mare), impregnation, some very forward seduction techniques. Cover image by wolfjedisamuel.
A chat with Celestia has Spike learning he's now got more in his job description than just 'Twilight's Assistant'
A couple of days have passed since Twilight Sparkle and Spike settled into Ponyville after the Nightmare Moon incident. However, Spike's noticed that she and her new friends, along with one or two others in town, have been behaving a little...oddly as well.
Not only that, but Celestia's summoned him back to Canterlot to inform him that he's now helping out her student in more ways than one...along with the rest of the Element Bearers.
(uncropped version of the cover image has nudity, so can't link it. but it's one of silverfox057's on derpibooru)
Henry has been dating Lily Valley for a long time now and he loves her dearly. But when Lily suggest trying something new in the bedroom, he isn't sure if he can go through with it.
Being the only human in the small town of Ponyville, Henry has managed to live a fairly comfortable life. He has a nice job and an even nicer home that he shares with his loving marefriend, Lily Valley. He considers himself extremely lucky to have fallen for the beautiful earth pony florist, and couldn't be happier. He would do anything for Lily, but when she suggests trying something a little different in the bedroom, he's not sure if he can go through with it.
Plaid Stripes' friendship with Gabby is strong and true, but recently the griffon has started to exhibit some rather strange behaviour. Behaviour like leaving gifts on Plaid's doorstep in the middle of the night. Gifts such as a box of dead fish.
Plaid Stripes is loving her sort-of apprenticeship at Carousel Boutique. Sure, Rarity might not have the taste and vision to appreciate her cutting-edge ideas, but it's still giving her a great opportunity to learn how to run a business. Plus, she's discovered an amazing new friend in Gabby the griffon, who is also helping out at the boutique so that she can better advise a friend back home on working in the fashion industry. And seriously, Gabby is great. She's encouraging, supportive and always there to pick Plaid off the ground when an idea hasn't exactly worked out. Which isn't that often, regardless of what Rarity says.
The only thing that's a little... weird about Gabby is her recent habit of leaving strange presents outside Plaid's door at night. Plaid appreciates the ideas and input with her designs, but what is she supposed to do with a box of dead fish and Gabby's prized clarinet?
A story about crushes: In particular, strange griffon ones.
A simple guy inherits the leadership of a small changeling hive and is woefully unprepared for the responsibilities thrust upon him. Yeah, he did volunteer for it, but how was he supposed to know that some dreams are real?
Tyler is your typical desk jockey; works at a desk all day, then plays games at a desk all night.
But when he accepts the duty of leading a small changeling hive in a dream, he finds himself woefully unprepared for the responsibilities thrust upon him.
Yeah, he did volunteer for it, but how was he supposed to know that some dreams are real?
What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box?
When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.
*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*
Scootaloo and a human screw. Mainly due to a badly-made brew.
Scootaloo is at Nick's place for the weekend. But she has a little secret that she hasn't told Nick. For the past few weeks, the poor little filly has been been having trouble with a certain 'need' brought on by a failed potion of Applebloom's.
She's quite certain on how to solve her problem, and Nick is going to be the one to (reluctantly) help.
This story obviously contains foalcon!. Come into my comment section bitching about foalcon and be met with a swift block.
Flutters helps the fox population stay a healthy size but also gets to experience what its like to be part of the season.
This was written with the help of Pusspuss. It was originally going to be a gift for him but his help along with many others has been invaluable. So thank you Puss and everyone else who helped edit this. Sorry I can't remember all the names.
Warning: Contains fluff, adorable ponies, adorable foxes, a gentle romance between a adorable pony and fox, uncensored breeding to make an even more adorable hybrid, and lots of love.
After years of surviving alone in the Everfree Forest, Atchmon has finally found respite in the town of Ponyville. However, he's reluctant to call the peaceful pony town, home. He'll have to learn what it means to be a Man in a mare's world.
Rarity has made it safely back home from her perilous journey through the Everfree Forest with the help of her human companion. After years of surviving alone in the Everfree Forest, Atchmon has finally found respite in the town of Ponyville. However, he's reluctant to call the peaceful pony town "home". He'll have to learn what it means to be a "man" in a mare's world.
Conceptualized before the start of Season 8, but may contain elements from later episodes. I need an arts.
Living and working in the iconic city of Canterlot has made your life very rewarding, and if that's not enough, you're the lucky human that gets to call Princess Cadence your very special somepony!
Life in Equestria is very rewarding! You live and work in the iconic city of Canterlot and feel a great sense of purpose. And if that wasn't enough, you're the lucky human that calls Princess Cadence your very special somepony. Following a rather busy week, you and your mare finally get a chance to spend some quality time together, just in time for the weekend.
*Caution: This story features explicit sexual content between a human and a pony. This story is also filled with tender romance, cuddling, kissing, hair caressing, sensual lovemaking and plenty of daww moments.
This is just a little something for Princess Cadence. There are too few tender human x Cadence stories out there and the Princess of Love needs more love!! Oh, and for those of you that might be wondering, Cadence isn't with Shining Armor in this story, it's explained, so there is no cheating.
Castle Guard-recruit Spirit gets a lesson in treating his Princess right.
As the newest member of Princess Twilight’s Castle Guard, Spirit expects to be treated badly. To get the worst assignments and the least praise. To be hazed. To have to rise above the rest of his guardsmates and make a name for himself. All for the chance to serve his Princess: the elegant, kind, and friendly Twilight Sparkle. He thinks he’s ready for anything—but he’s not ready for her.
This story contains dubious consent and rape play; ponies-on-Princess and Princess-on-pony; minor cuckolding and humiliation; and a Princess who just wants to be loved. Also sex.
You're not exactly good with the whole Equestrian courtship rituals, so you need a little girl to explain what you're doing wrong. Through demonstration.
Ever since you ended up in Equestria, you've had basically zero luck dating mares. You can chalk a good portion of it due to the whole different species thing, but you know there has to be more to it than that!
That's when you meet Katy, a filly who looks like she's just barely gotten her cutie mark, and she has made it her personal mission to figure out all the girl problems you're having. What could a pony her age have to teach you, though?
Well, a good start would be how Equestrian mating culture works. Sure, she's young, but she has to know more about it than you do, right? What could go wrong?
