MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLuna
When Twilight received a letter from Luna informing her of Princess Celestia's death, she had no idea what to expect. However, nothing could have prepared her for what followed.
Written for the 13th F*** This Prompt contest.
Special thanks to fourths for editing.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanOther
There aren’t McRibs in Equestria, but that won’t stop a pony who wants her McRib fix. If they can’t be had at the Hayburger, it’s not that much of a stretch to commute to Alliance, Nebraska and get one.
Or maybe two, because right now they’re two for six at participating locations.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityRomancePornAnthroSelf InsertSpoiled Rich
You were just taking a walk through Ponyville, minding your own damn business, when she caught your attention. A pink MILF. She was sitting on a bench in a dress that was far to tight for her figure, and you couldn't help but stare. It was only for a moment, but she took notice of your apparent gaze. But she didn't get sore with you, or even annoyed. Instead, she smiled, and offered you a deal. Most would call it prostitution, but you called it the best day you've had in a long time.
Contains: Sex, Cum Inflation, Prostitution, and Sexy, Sexy MILF Action!
6/24/18 - 6/28/18: Holy hell, this story got featured! I can't believe it! Thank you all!
Audio Reading by Scarlett Blade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9sovd6gPk&feature=youtu.be
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaMain 6CMCs
When some of Ponyville's pegasi begin uploading distasteful videos of their private activities onto the internet, Ponvyille has a series of increasingly useless town meetings to debate the problem.
Teen for implied (but not actual) lewdness.
"This is how you do random comedy correctly." -stupidhand14
"This is neither clickbait, nor trash. It was glorious." -Radbunny
EDIT: Featured at #2 5/15/18!
EDIT: Featured #1 same day! Thank you all, I'm glad you enjoyed!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by MultiDoomPie!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeDiscordShining ArmorFlurry Heart
Learning how to control your magic can be difficult for anyone. Especially for Flurry Heart, around whom things tend to explode.
Just as well she's got a Spirit of Chaos to help her out.
Cover art from the gallery of Submerged08. Edited by Cursori. Honorable Mention in the 2019 Everfree Northwest Iron Author competiton.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeChrysalisChangelings
Chrysalis is miserable. The swarm is scattered, her hopes are dashed by defeat, and her royal rump is freezing off in these mountains.
The only thing that could make this worse is a baby drone who wants a bedtime story.
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Part of the Hellpiercer 'verse, but knowledge of that story is not required.
Dramatic reading by Sojourner.
Cover art by LittleDarkDragon, used by permission.
MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeHumanTwilight
When you are sad and lonely, always know that there's a lot of people that care about you. Even though, they're from another world.
Featured: August 11th, 2020.
MLP: FiMProfanitySlice of LifeFluttershyTwilightRarityCelestia
Rarity won't stop fucking swearing, not even in front of a fucking princess. What the fuck?
A brief diversion inspired by A Bird in the Hoof, and by certain recently leaked media of historical importance. 
Now edited by Scoots! Better late than never! 
After the morning breakfast rush, farmponies descend upon Sugarcube corner to have a mid-morning snack and to gossip. There’s lots to talk about; how the favorite sports teams have done, how the crop’s coming along, foals, husbands, harnesses, and penises.
Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio
MLP: FiMSexRandomSlice of LifePornFluttershy
At a dark, foggy store in a less-trodden part of downtown Ponyville, Fluttershy stumbles upon some new things for her solo bedroom experiences. How much fun could one timid pegasus have alone with herself?
The answer is lots.
Many a young stallion wanders Equestria, searching for himself and taking up odd jobs along the way. A cranberry bog and a mare named Foxberry might be one stallion's destiny . . . there's only one little thing that might keep them apart.
Cranberries are delicious, but they come at a terrible cost.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomPornTwilightPinkie
Pinkie Pie thought she was just going to let Twilight Sparkle try a new confection she cooked up; little did she know, the Princess would be sampling far more than just her pastry...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Face Fucking, Face Sitting, A Fat Ass, and Eating Cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Artwork by Dank Flank (Twitter @Dankflank1)
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MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsAdventureComedyTrixieOtherFlash SentryMain 7 (EqG)
The yacht's wrecked. Spring Break is ruined. The cruise patrons are stranded on a deserted jungle island. And the crew of the yacht just...left them...somehow.
Sure, there'll probably be a boat, or rescue planes, or something, but why wait for all that when there's a perfectly good portal in the middle of the dark, spooky jungle that leads to a shortcut home?
Well, that and a long hike through another dark spooky forest. And a complete change of species.
The story of how the Canterlot High gang got home after the yacht sank.
Fluttershy's such a sweet, innocent, naive little pony. She's probably never even looked at a stallion! ...so why is her butt plastered all over the front of the DVD case Pinkie Pie just found? Surely there's a good explanation for this, our heroes just have to figure out what it is. There's no way Fluttershy's actually a porn star. ...right?
MLP: FiMComedyCelestiaLunaGriffons
Nobles have long held sway over Equestrian culture. They are the trendsetters, the heads of the pack. Simply the way they speak can influence language. When they create compliments, similarly-phrased praise spreads throughout the nation. When they implement insults, ponies create situations for those insults to be used. One insult, in particular, has gone down in history as especially infamous.
I'm talking about butts and the photocopying thereof. This is still Equestrian nobility, after all. It's complicated. And stupid. Mostly stupid.
Has a dramatic reading done by Skijarama.
MLP: FiMComedyTwilightRainbow DashRarityCelestia
One day, Rainbow Dash wakes up to discover she is a fully-fledged alicorn. How will she use her great powers? And more importantly, how will she break the news to Twilight?
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanOC
Lilac Joy is an earth pony that is tired of the farmer's life and as such decides to try her luck beyond the portal, but she quickly discovers that just finding a new job doesn't solve every problem in the streets.
Edited by: Katarina Mau
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightRaritySpike
Even now, weeks later, Twilight was still unable to properly explain what possessed her into taking that first bite.
She double, triple, and quadruple checked the spell, and it went off perfectly. Well, as perfectly as a full-body transformation into a dragon could go.
She just didn't expect gemstones to be so tasty...
Featured on 7/28/2018! Thanks a bunch everypony!!!!
Now with an audio reading by the talented Skijarama (AKA Tone Shift). Thanks a bunch!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanOCLuster Dawn
Luster Dawn is having the worst day of her life. How will she be affected when she receives a visit from the strangest-looking creature she has ever seen?
Featured the same day as posting! Thank you all so much!!
EDIT 06/14/2020: Now with an audio reading, compliments of StraightToThePointStudio!
Lesson learned. Crisis resolved. Rarity's reputation and Saddle Row are both intact.
But the question remains, how did Fluttershy pull off all of those near-instantaneous costume changes? And just what was going through her mind at the time?
Well, there are a few mistaken assumptions in those questions, as quickly became clear once everypony got home...
Contains some spoilers for S8E04, "Fake It 'Til You Make It."