Smolder's time at the School of Friendship, and her recent friendship with Spike, gives Twilight a chance to finally get some answers about dragons. Some answers are better received than others.
Dragons are something of an enigma to Equestria. Those who do live within the borders are largely reclusive, either building their hoards or sleeping away the decades. So far as dragons who are active in everyday life in Ponyville go, Smolder represents a 100% increase in the population.
Twilight cannot let this opportunity slip her by. Enough time has passed for it to not be a diplomatic faux pas to sit Smolder down and grill her for much needed details on her species, not only for the sake of science, but for the benefit of the young dragon in her personal care. Naturally, the topic of death comes up.
Twilight handles that about as well as you might expect.
Discussion of death is largely academic and intended to be comedic but I've tagged it teen to be safe. No actual death or scenes of violence are shown so I didn't think the death tag itself was needed. It's also tagged for comedy as that was my intent, but only you can tell me if it's actually funny or not.
Being retired was supposed to be a good thing. So why is Celestia so moody? She vents to Luna. Profanely.
Celestia isn't as pleased with retirement as she thought she'd be. Sure, the beach is great but it's no longer doing it for the former princess. She has a number of grievances to get off her chest and vents her frustrations in a profanity-laced tirade to Luna.
Rated Mature for strong language throughout and sexual references.
Cover art by me.
Featured: 2/27/2020 - 2/29/2020 Color me surprised, honored, and appreciative. Thank you all so much!
How things actually would have gone down during the invasion of Canterlot.
A more realistic take on the opening events of the MLP movie, where the entire cast is NOT hit by plot mandated incompetence. It is, as expected, significantly shorter.
(Minor spoilers for first 15 minutes of the MLP movie, but 90% consisting of what would already be known from the trailers.)
After realizing that she's never invited Spike back to the Crystal Empire after saving the Crystal Heart from Sambra, Princess Cadence finally invites him over to give him a long overdue reward a hero like him deserves.
An exploration of a little foal's anatomy and how she deals with it.
An exploration of a filly's anatomy. Inspired by FearingFun: 2039888 and 2171393
A cute, precocious little filly has an aching little problem between her legs. It's wet, dripping, and quivering. What does she do about it? How does she fix it? To whom does she turn for help?
This contains foalcon--underage little fillies. I don't know how much clearer I can spell that out for you. Also Elephants. Maybe. Read to the end and find out, if you dare.
Twilight and her friends step up to do a cheer-leading routine as a reward for some of their students doing well on a test. Twilight has a surprise in store for the BIG finale though!
A fic done for B_25's anthology. The whole is done as a birthday celebration for the excellent artist NCMares. I personally adore his art, and was happy to do a fic based on one of his pictures (though I'm by no means a macro expert).
Twilight and the girls are preparing to do a little cheerleading routine for the School of Friendship's hoofball team. It was a challenge that she'd made to the bunch of jocks to motivate them to achieve excellence in their academic studies.
They pulled it off.
And now that they had, our beloved mane six mares are sitting in the tunnel before the halftime show, getting ready to execute the most motivational routine of all time!
But Twilight has a spell prepped and ready to steal the show from Rainbow Dash... will everything go to plan?
Does not contain any sex - but does contain some description of lewd outlines in clothing.
Twilight and her friends come across a young colt who has a surprising request for them
After having saved Equestria from the chaotic terror of Discord, Twilight and her friends are more than ready to settle down and relax back in Ponyville. But while enjoying some milkshakes together, they're approached by a young colt who has an unexpected thing to ask of them.
The Wonderbolt Barracks are haunted, but not very skillfully. Which is weaker: Fluttershy’s nerve, or one sorry specter’s skills at spooking?
Brief, awkward comedy featuring fumbling characters doing their very best with the skills that they have.
This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.
Tempest knows she did a lot of wrong in pursuit of her goals. She's asked the princesses to pass judgement on her, but their sentence isn't what she was expecting.
Twilight was willing to forgive Tempest and move on. But Tempest felt she needed to face consequences for her actions against Equestria and asked the princesses to pass judgement. But her sentence wasn't anything she could have expected, and where it takes her even less so.
Shipping: Twilight x Tempest
WARNING: May contain some spoilers as to The MLP Movie. Nothing major, but just a heads up for people that are trying to avoid *anything* spoilery.
The Princesses discover a far-off kingdom of strange magic and foreign creatures, and decide to investigate. Once again, Twilight Sparkle is left behind. And ONCE AGAIN, she has to write the apology letter.
When a new, strange kingdom of magic is discovered to the far west of Equestria, the Royal Sisters take an entourage and investigate. Which nearly sparks ANOTHER international incident.
Once again, they don't bring Twilight. And ONCE AGAIN, she's left to clean up the mess. Which involves yet another very long letter.
Twilight, visiting, makes an unexpected suggestion
Twilight, visiting her human of choice, makes a suggestion for what they should do that particular evening. It's not unreasonable, but it is unexpected.
One day, after a moment of silent fear, Twilight returns home and asks her special someone some very important questions. Lying in bed and half awake, he answers them.
The newly reformed changelings have been given a mission by their visionary and benevelont King Thorax: they must snuggle all the ponies in Equestria. Most ponies take to this with gusto. Someponies are more... difficult than others.
For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat. A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going?
For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat.
A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going from day to day?
And is Twilight Sparkle truly prepared to unearth such facts?
Sometimes a perfectly good Thursday afternoon is ruined by an otherworldly suitor. Sometimes that suitor is egged on by the love of your life. Bonbon has gotten used to it.
