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TActions have Consequences

Likes: 347 Dislikes: 28

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMDramaTwilightFlurry HeartCozy Glow

Some years after Cozy Glow was turned to stone, Princess Twilight decides to attempt reformation again.

Not too far from the Castle is a small statue garden, filled with villains whose friendship problem was unsolvable, even for Twilight.

The least of these is Cozy Glow.

Twilight finally decides to show mercy and to make one more attempt at reformation; however, knowing that the problem is beyond her, she entrusts it to a younger princess.


Speed-written for TheLegendaryBillCipher in the Quills and Sofas Christmas Fic Exchange

Link to coverart!

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

EChangeling Snuggle Season

Likes: 122 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by XenoPony

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightSpikeStarlight GlimmerThorax

Thorax has a serious problem. No pony will snuggle enough to make new changelings with him!

As the new ruler of the changeling hive, it is the responsibility of King Thorax to ensure his subject survive into the future. Logically, to do that he has to have more subjects. Where do they come from, friendly snuggling of course!

Featured: 8/14/18

MThe American Dream

Likes: 279 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by Mister Coffee

MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornSecond PersonHumanOCMoonlight Raven

Watching football is better with a pony

There's nothing more American than watching a football game while your girlfriend dozes.

Even if your girlfriend is a pony.

There's nothing more American than getting a blowjob on the couch.

Even if your girlfriend is a pony.

ESoup: Food or Drink?

Likes: 64 Dislikes: 0

on Fimfiction, by Ninjadeadbeard

MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightPinkieApplejackStarlight Glimmer

The question that has haunted pony philosophers for ages... answered at last.

Some topics should never be broached. If so, they can tear entire communities apart.

Some questions, once asked, can only be answered in blood.

Twilight is about to find that out, after noticing a distinct rise in the number of angry mobs forming outside her castle...


Inspired by a thread by SunTwi06

Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio!!!

EA Quick Trip To The Home Improvement Store

Likes: 130 Dislikes: 3

on Fimfiction, by Speedy Quill

MLP: FiMComedyCelestiaLunaMain 6CMCsStarlight Glimmer

Twilight needs to get light bulbs. Her friends tag along. It doesn't go well.

Twilight needs to pick up light bulbs. All of her friends decide to tag along. Should be an easy trip, right?

Nope. Turns out nopony can handle going to this Home Depot-esque store.

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Also enjoy a reading done by StraightToThePointStudio!

EBest Princess?

Likes: 672 Dislikes: 23

on Fimfiction, by Equestria-Forever

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaOtherCadance

When the Princesses come across yet another "Best Princess" article in the papers, they find themselves surprised over what it says

Now, the idea of seeing someone argue who was the "best Princess" in Equestria was hardly a new thing. In fact, such talks had appeared in articles across Equestria for some years now. And every Princess knew what it meant when another one turned up. They'd read it, they'd have a debate amongst themselves over what was said, they'd maybe argue, and then they'd laugh over it afterwards. But today, they come across one such article that causes no argument. In fact, it genuinely surprises them.

MThe Jizz-Crusted Onesie Mystery

Likes: 137 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by AtomicClop

MLP: FiMSexComedyTwilightPinkieRarityBig MacSugar Belle

Twilight learns she's the most popular sex toy in Equestrian history.


Doesn't contain clop, but still very lewd.

From the comments:

This is *exactly* the correct amount of dumb to remain funny throughout. Good job.
— Ariamaki


We got to talking in the site Discord, and decided we would all make attempts at "Twilight finds a jizz-encrusted Twilight outfit."


SPOILERS IN COMMENTS! Don't scroll down!

M"Imma Shove It Up My Peehole!"

Likes: 177 Dislikes: 52

on Fimfiction, by Scout Feather

MLP: FiMSexPornRainbow Dash

Filly Dashie shows the world what she can do. Does NOT contain urethral Insertion.

Filly Dashie shows the world what she can do.

Based off of a sketch by dtcx97--now with an updated cover by the same artist!

Contains foalcon and a cute Dashie trying as hard as she can.

Just so we're clear there is no urethral insertion here.

TTwilight Tries to Summon an Incubus

Likes: 347 Dislikes: 11

on Fimfiction, by Rutter

MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomHumanTwilight

Twilight tries to summon an incubus. It works out, sort of.

MCelestia Discovers Snapchat

Likes: 368 Dislikes: 24

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexComedyPornCelestiaLunaOther

Celestia suddenly has a lot of spare time.

Celestia wants to connect with her subjects.

Celestia somehow becomes a public sex icon along the way.


Original art by Selenophile. Photo edited by Princess Celestia using Snapchat.

Original cover art is unfortunately the dead as it was deemed inappropriate for the site, but on a totally unrelated topic I have a Discord server where the original cover art isn't saved. Join by clicking here!

EAnalytics

Likes: 558 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by GaPJaxie

MLP: FiMComedyTwilightStarlight Glimmer

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

When Twilight creates an amulet that bestows ultimate knowledge, she must face her greatest foe yet -- statistics!

My entry in the second Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Competition! Written in one hour and unedited. Based on the prompt: "Technically Not Terrible."

T"But I Boop From There!"

Likes: 338 Dislikes: 34

on Fimfiction, by shortskirtsandexplosions

MLP: FiMFetishComedyRandomSpikeTrixieStarlight Glimmer

Not right now Trixie doesn't.

EHay is for Horses

Likes: 308 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by Holy

Equestria GirlsComedySlice of LifeSunset Shimmer

Sunset has been in the human world for so long she's almost forgotten the taste of her favorite food, but an encounter with a few of Applejack's hay bales incites an uncontrollable urge within her to indulge in her old pony pastime.


Art Source | Support the author | Ko-fi

EFluttershy Wants In Your Shirt

Likes: 792 Dislikes: 19

on Fimfiction, by naturalbornderpy

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanFluttershyOther

It seems that every time I leave out one of my shirts, Fluttershy just has to put it on. She knows that ponies don't wear clothes, right? So what else could this mean?

It seems that every time I leave out one of my shirts, Fluttershy just has to put it on. She knows that ponies don't wear clothes, right?

So what else could this mean?


An idea created due to Flutterpriest's magnum opus, "Fluttershy Wants In Your Pants".

ELuna, There's a Sentient Race Inside Your Mane

Likes: 2409 Dislikes: 34

on Fimfiction, by boardgamebrony

MLP: FiMComedyRandomCelestiaLunaOC

A fellow pony points out a spacefaring race inside Princess Luna's Mane. Luna is not happy.

A fellow pony notices that Princess Luna may have a serious problem: there is a small, sentient race inside her mane and they have been living there for quite some time. Luna must decide what to do about this.

A random short story I made to help bring the smiles.

--You will most likely enjoy this story if you also like:--
Luna freaking out
Celestia being totally chill
Sea ponies!
Explosions taking place inside people's hair
Entire wars taking place inside people's hair
Absurd and Absolutely Delicious Comedy
If you liked Mic the Microphone's Audio Version of this story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIY268lNxeU

ELittle Flashlight

Likes: 143 Dislikes: 15

on Fimfiction, by Jay David

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightFlash Sentry

A young Twilight finds herself with an unexpected playmate

Twilight Sparkle, a young filly with dreams of learning all she can about magic. Rarely does she spend time with other ponies her age, instead focusing on her books and her studies. But one day, while keeping her nose in an especially engrossing tome, she soon finds herself with an unexpected playmate for the afternoon.

TStardust

Likes: 174 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by Nosfrat

MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanCelestiaAnon

A lonely Celestia asks an equally lonely Anon out.

A lonely Princess Celestia asks an equally lonely Anonymous out.

Short, cute and fluffy Anon x Celestia story. Contains (among other things) cuddling, power metal, cosmology, terrible pacing and South Park.

Rated T for swearing and some mild sexual stuff.

Now with dramatic reading from StraightToThePointStudio.

EStraight Colts Don't Kiss

Likes: 273 Dislikes: 31

on Fimfiction, by eLLen

MLP: FiMRomanceOtherRumble

Why would they? Colts like fillies, boys like girls. Maybe they're just curious.

Why would they?

Colts like fillies, boys like girls.

Maybe they're just curious.

TCelestial Serenades

Likes: 116 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by DivineRoyalty

MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanCelestiaAnon

Although your new life might be as close to perfect as it could possibly get, doubts begin to surface in your mind as to why you have been treated so kindly. A certain Princess of the Sun provides the answer.

Although your new life might be as close to perfect as it could possibly get, doubts begin to surface in your mind as to why you have been treated so kindly. Why have you been accepted? Fed? Clothed? Housed? Why have any of these things occurred when you have done nothing to deserve them?

A certain Princess of the Sun provides the answer.

EDIT 11/21/2019: Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio! https://youtu.be/-K0XO7HUVNg

EBuy One, Plant One

Likes: 296 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCOther

Sprout gets tired of buying new ink cartridges for her printer and decides to plant one to see if she can grow her own.


With a reading by StraightToThePointStudio

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