MLP: FiMDramaTwilightFlurry HeartCozy Glow
Not too far from the Castle is a small statue garden, filled with villains whose friendship problem was unsolvable, even for Twilight.
The least of these is Cozy Glow.
Twilight finally decides to show mercy and to make one more attempt at reformation; however, knowing that the problem is beyond her, she entrusts it to a younger princess.
Speed-written for TheLegendaryBillCipher in the Quills and Sofas Christmas Fic Exchange
Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightSpikeStarlight GlimmerThorax
As the new ruler of the changeling hive, it is the responsibility of King Thorax to ensure his subject survive into the future. Logically, to do that he has to have more subjects. Where do they come from, friendly snuggling of course!
Featured: 8/14/18
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornSecond PersonHumanOCMoonlight Raven
There's nothing more American than watching a football game while your girlfriend dozes.
Even if your girlfriend is a pony.
There's nothing more American than getting a blowjob on the couch.
Even if your girlfriend is a pony.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightPinkieApplejackStarlight Glimmer
Some topics should never be broached. If so, they can tear entire communities apart.
Some questions, once asked, can only be answered in blood.
Twilight is about to find that out, after noticing a distinct rise in the number of angry mobs forming outside her castle...
Inspired by a thread by SunTwi06
Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio!!!
MLP: FiMComedyCelestiaLunaMain 6CMCsStarlight Glimmer
Twilight needs to pick up light bulbs. All of her friends decide to tag along. Should be an easy trip, right?
Nope. Turns out nopony can handle going to this Home Depot-esque store.
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Also enjoy a reading done by StraightToThePointStudio!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaOtherCadance
Now, the idea of seeing someone argue who was the "best Princess" in Equestria was hardly a new thing. In fact, such talks had appeared in articles across Equestria for some years now. And every Princess knew what it meant when another one turned up. They'd read it, they'd have a debate amongst themselves over what was said, they'd maybe argue, and then they'd laugh over it afterwards. But today, they come across one such article that causes no argument. In fact, it genuinely surprises them.
MLP: FiMSexComedyTwilightPinkieRarityBig MacSugar Belle
Twilight learns she's the most popular sex toy in Equestrian history.
Doesn't contain clop, but still very lewd.
From the comments:
This is *exactly* the correct amount of dumb to remain funny throughout. Good job.
— Ariamaki
We got to talking in the site Discord, and decided we would all make attempts at "Twilight finds a jizz-encrusted Twilight outfit."
Filly Dashie shows the world what she can do.
Based off of a sketch by dtcx97--now with an updated cover by the same artist!
Contains foalcon and a cute Dashie trying as hard as she can.
Just so we're clear there is no urethral insertion here.
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomHumanTwilight
Twilight tries to summon an incubus. It works out, sort of.
MLP: FiMSexComedyPornCelestiaLunaOther
Celestia suddenly has a lot of spare time.
Celestia wants to connect with her subjects.
Celestia somehow becomes a public sex icon along the way.
Original art by Selenophile. Photo edited by Princess Celestia using Snapchat.
Original cover art is unfortunately the dead as it was deemed inappropriate for the site, but on a totally unrelated topic I have a Discord server where the original cover art isn't saved. Join by clicking here!
MLP: FiMComedyTwilightStarlight Glimmer
When Twilight creates an amulet that bestows ultimate knowledge, she must face her greatest foe yet -- statistics!
My entry in the second Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Competition! Written in one hour and unedited. Based on the prompt: "Technically Not Terrible."
MLP: FiMFetishComedyRandomSpikeTrixieStarlight Glimmer
Not right now Trixie doesn't.
Equestria GirlsComedySlice of LifeSunset Shimmer
Sunset has been in the human world for so long she's almost forgotten the taste of her favorite food, but an encounter with a few of Applejack's hay bales incites an uncontrollable urge within her to indulge in her old pony pastime.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanFluttershyOther
It seems that every time I leave out one of my shirts, Fluttershy just has to put it on. She knows that ponies don't wear clothes, right?
So what else could this mean?
An idea created due to Flutterpriest's magnum opus, "Fluttershy Wants In Your Pants".
MLP: FiMComedyRandomCelestiaLunaOC
A fellow pony notices that Princess Luna may have a serious problem: there is a small, sentient race inside her mane and they have been living there for quite some time. Luna must decide what to do about this.
A random short story I made to help bring the smiles.
--You will most likely enjoy this story if you also like:--
Luna freaking out
Celestia being totally chill
Sea ponies!
Explosions taking place inside people's hair
Entire wars taking place inside people's hair
Absurd and Absolutely Delicious Comedy
If you liked Mic the Microphone's Audio Version of this story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIY268lNxeU
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightFlash Sentry
Twilight Sparkle, a young filly with dreams of learning all she can about magic. Rarely does she spend time with other ponies her age, instead focusing on her books and her studies. But one day, while keeping her nose in an especially engrossing tome, she soon finds herself with an unexpected playmate for the afternoon.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanCelestiaAnon
A lonely Princess Celestia asks an equally lonely Anonymous out.
Short, cute and fluffy Anon x Celestia story. Contains (among other things) cuddling, power metal, cosmology, terrible pacing and South Park.
Rated T for swearing and some mild sexual stuff.
Now with dramatic reading from StraightToThePointStudio.
Why would they?
Colts like fillies, boys like girls.
Maybe they're just curious.
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanCelestiaAnon
Although your new life might be as close to perfect as it could possibly get, doubts begin to surface in your mind as to why you have been treated so kindly. Why have you been accepted? Fed? Clothed? Housed? Why have any of these things occurred when you have done nothing to deserve them?
A certain Princess of the Sun provides the answer.
EDIT 11/21/2019: Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio! https://youtu.be/-K0XO7HUVNg
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCOther
Sprout gets tired of buying new ink cartridges for her printer and decides to plant one to see if she can grow her own.
With a reading by StraightToThePointStudio