Celestia just wants someone to hold her and to tell her she's loved. A local human looks to be the perfect prospect.
Nicholas doesn't really know Princess Celestia. Sure, he's met her once or twice, when Twilight was still trying to find a way to get him home. Exchanged pleasantries and what not. But never had he had a real, sit-down conversation with her.
Now, he's been summoned to Canterlot to work as Celestia's advisor. He has no other options but to accept.
Cover art used with permission by Miokomata. Go check them out!
You've been working for the Apple family for quite some time now, and you didn't know why... not until this very day... stupid sexy Big Mac. (Femanon x Big Mac)
Equestria, if you were brutally honest, lost its lustre quite quickly after you got used to it. Your naturally misanthropic demeanour eventually applied to the ponies and their cuddly pedantic faces, and you needed a place far from, well, everybody else. You found your splendid isolation in the form of a farm not too far from civilisation, one belonging to the Apple family, and after several months of working for them, you realised something Big.
Fetishes/Kinks: (Femanon)Female x Male, large genitals and by extention, large insertion, a small degree of cock worship and awe, a dash of cumflation, and a tincture of must/smell, and extreme shyness from all parties involved.
Art by: Nobby And even though I didn't ask them to, a sincere thank you to Exuno for some light proofreading.
I needed to get back into my groove. So I wrote something new to me. An anon story. A fem anon story. (I'm sure this'll appeal to the main demographic of this website.) This was that thing. Sorry for my absence. I will try to finish all my incomplete things and then go onto new and exciting stories. Ciao. Also, if you have a request, just consult my latest blogpost. One per person, for the time being.
A few months have passed since Nightmare Night, when Scootaloo was changed into a bat pony while discovering the joys of sex. A few months later, a pair of peculiar ponies arrive to flip her life upside down yet again. [CONTAINS FOALCON]
WARNING: This fic contains foalcon, foursomes, exhibitionism and a very horny millionare.
Scootaloo has settled into her new life as a bat pony. She's got family, a loving coltfriend and her very own bat wings, she even has her dream life of working in an exclusive bat pony sex resort!
But Princess Luna isn't quite finished with her yet, and she's sent her best envoys to 'convince' her to accept her new proposal...
The cover art is drawn by JcosNeverExisted, as the original is too lewd for FimFic, you can find it on their artist search page by searching 'artist:jcosneverexisted, scootaloo' on Derpibooru.
Idol Hooves is just your everyday, standard, ordinary, normal Unicorn. He's definitely not a Changeling, definitely. He's quite skilled with his hooves but mostly uses this for pottery until, one day, he finds a new talent.
It was a well-known and established fact that all Ponies have a special talent, a unique and intrinsic calling that they will discover in time. For Idol Hooves, Unicorn Royal Guard, this was no different, no different at all. For he was a perfectly ordinary, normal and unsuspicious in the least Pony. Certainly it wasn't as if he was a Changeling in disguise, oh no, that would be ridiculous! Despite his name Idol had always had a talent with his hooves, a way with them. He'd most utilized this in the art of pottery but at the prompting of others he tries to apply those same skilled hooves to the art of the massage. Surely nothing strange could come of that?
Tempest has her prisoner, locked nicely in a cage, made to endure her every command. The only thing she wasn't expecting, however, was for Princess Twilight Sparkle to have the thickest thighs she'd ever seen in her life—along with a word on friends.
Commission for TheDriderPony! Who, I shit you not, commissioned a story for the sake of a pun (and some fun).
The Dazzlings, and their malevolent Battle of the Bands, have left Vice Principal Luna discouraged and feeling powerless. To have any hope of solace... she'll have to have a long talk with herself.
For as far back as she can remember, Vice Principal Luna has had no choice but to stand by and watch her well-meaning sister get in all sorts of trouble. Now, with supernatural threats appearing from another world, Luna finds herself losing faith in her ability to make any real difference in her students' lives, or Celestia's.
Perhaps a visit to that other world will provide some perspective.
Princess Cadance resurrects her husband without his memories. Shining Armor suspects something else is going on.
Shining Armor goes to sleep one night and wakes up in the future, having been resurrected by his wife Princess Cadance for the fourth time. All of his memories of the past century are missing, and his kingdom is nearly unrecognizable.
As Shining struggles to make sense of the new world around him, he begins to suspect there's more to the story he isn't being told...
Yona discovers hot cocoa for the first time. Yakyakistan will never be the same.
Yona experiences the wonders of a nice cup of cocoa on a cold winter day for the first time, and she's eager to share her discovery with her friends and family back home.
When Fluttershy's phobia of dragons begins to take its toll, she turns to the one friend who might be able to help her – Spike. The only dragon she's not afraid of must have a solution, right?
Fluttershy is scared of dragons. Terrified, in fact, and after facing down the one that threatened to cover Equestria in smoke her phobia’s only grown worse.
Desperate, she turns to the one friend who may be able to help her. The only dragon she’s never been scared of – Spike. He must have a solution to her problem, surely?
Even if his plan requires getting far too close to the reptiles for comfort.
After getting up to some mischief at the school of friendship. Smolder and Gallus are sentenced to detention with Professor Fluttershy, where they are forced to help out around the pegasus' animal sanctuary.
While there, Smolder meets up with a certain two headed dog that is VERY affectionate towards her.
WARNING, THIS FIC CONTAINS:bestiality, no that's it. Just straight up Smolder x Orthros bestiality. inspired by the lovely smolthros pieces done by metalhead 97 on derpibooru (cover by metalhead97) (10/11/2020 edit) WOW! FIRST SMUT STORY AND IT GOT ON THE FEATURED PAGE!
The world is vast and so is time, but not even that can hide the existence of an ancient city forever.
A post-apocalyptic story about exploring ruins, the mistakes of another civilization, and memory.
No one must ever know, This land where we must go, They hoped and shared their love, Yet death rained from above, The scars of passing linger on, Through empty husks and unheard songs. Although they now live in my heart, The truth still hurts...where do I start?-Twilight Sparkle
Coverart by this guy who is awesome. THIS GUY Also, major thanks to Luna-tic for helping me edit this sucker! Perhaps even bigger thanks to Obabscribbler who made a radio play of it. You can find that radio play HERE!
How to bring the dragon and pony races closer? Well, Celestia has one idea, and it involves her and several young, virile dragon males...
Celestia desires a closer alliance between Equestria and the Dragonlands, and she has an idea to unite the two very different peoples. Her true desire, however, is not political but personal. Very personal. Intimate, even. Which means that Celestia is going to get fucked by some dragons.
For fans of interspecies sex, impregnation, size difference, first times, and good, old-fashioned primal fucking. And Bad Dragon toys, probably.
As facts go, Celestia can always remember 'Why don't we let first-year Gifted School students have a project fair?' is a horrible idea. Everypony else usually needs about eighty years to forget that.
As rationales go, you shouldn't allow first-year Gifted School students to have a project fair for the same reason you don't test dynamite by kicking it into the nearest wall. But since everypony else has moved on, the current school staff decided to show Celestia just how they were going to repeat the same old mistake. Because while this day may host ideas waiting for their time to come, that time is not now.
No matter how much anypony wants it to be.
(Part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group: new members and trope edits welcome.)
On a hot and restless night, Sweet Pop and Bubblegum Star start texting each other past their bedtime. Just how far will things go with a camera and a simple request: 'show me your butt'?
Sweet Pop considers herself an average filly. She does well in school, somewhat dislikes the tedium of classes but likes making friends, and has a hobby or two that she’s really into. To her parents’ surprise, one of these hobbies is photography. That’s why she got a camera for her birthday just last month. She’s been practicing with it ever since, but she’s never had any real reason to use it.
At least, until she met Bubblegum Star. Being a filly who one day dreams of being up in lights, Star’s interested in photography as well. She also has a camera. These simple facts led to them breaking the ice quickly, and becoming fast friends. From friends, they became best friends...and then just a little more, but they’d never tell anypony besides each other. They Pinkie-promised on that, after all.
But as luck would have it, a mix of sleeplessness, texting, and awfully convenient biological timing means the two fillies are about to have an interesting night thanks to cyberspace.
Tags: Foalcon, F/F, texting/sexting, provocative poses, panty teases, a filly’s first heat/estrus, masturbation, lesbian shipping, pillow-grinding
Shining Armor and Flash Sentry are about to learn a lesson about being mares that they will never forget.
In celebration of getting promoted to Captain of the Guard, Shining Armor decides to have a night on the town with his men. As the night goes on though, the new guy, Flash Sentry, decides to give Shining a hoof getting home. After a disastrous encounter with Princess Celestia where neither Ponies could keep their mouths shut, they end up getting taught a lesson and possibly learning more than they thought they would in the process.
For a change of pace, the Cutie Mark Crusaders spend a day with their big sisters: just not the ones they were born with. This is Scootaloo's day...
Scootaloo might be no good at sums, but she knows Scootaloo plus scooter equals the fastest, awesomest, most attention-grabbing-est thing on the ground.
She also knows Applejack minus anyone actually fun to be with equals one really lame time.
And yet, spending a day with the Apple farmer and her broader Apple family seems strangely attractive to her. They might not be the most exciting of ponies, (and when it comes to cool, they're certainly the most clueless), but they have something Scootaloo really, really wants. Deep down. Something she keeps coming back for.
Not that she's going to admit it. Cos that would be seriously lame.
Spike realises there's a pretty noticeable gap in Twilight's otherwise encyclopaedic knowledge.
Spike realises there's a pretty noticeable gap in Twilight's otherwise encyclopaedic knowledge - and tries to fill her in. Confusion and embarrassment ensues (of course - this is Twilight we're talking about!).
(Teen rating and sex tag for discussion about sex and pony genitalia, no actual sex.)
EDIT: Featured on 19/3/19 to 23/3/19 - a huge thank you to you all!
EDIT: Sorry for the confusion, everypony - despite my attempts to explain to the contrary, the powers that be have decreed that the sequels to Spike Gives Twilight 'The Talk' aren't, in fact, sequels, and are instead chapters of the same story, in spite of this never being the case. So to avoid a ban from the site I have been forced to reupload them as chapters here.
Sorry for my absence. I will try to finish all my incomplete things and then go onto new and exciting stories. Ciao. Also, if you have a request, just consult my latest blogpost. One per person, for the time being. 
