MLP: FiMMLP: MovieSlice of LifeSpikeTempest ShadowGrubber
As a new year starts around Equestria, Grubber is settling into his new life in Ponyville, wondering how he can best help out with Fizzlepop's routine around the castle, with some sound advice from the Princess of Friendship's assistant.
Cover art by [email protected].
MLP: FiMViolenceProfanityComedyRandomSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaMain 6CMCsSelf Insert
You know, I'm more than positive I've already written this before, but I can't for the life of me find that original transcript of what I had been writing. Probably got stolen or something. Shame. Then again, I might have just burnt it to kink shame Twilight and her book fetish.
Knowing me, that's probably exactly what I did.
Love you Sparky, don't try to geld me in my sleep please and thank you.
(It's literally your average HiE fic, except the guy is British, swears like there's no tomorrow and will most definitely be the grandest sarcastic arsehole that ever graced the land at the best of times. )
AN
Buckle up kiddos, we're doing the fucking time warp. Re-rewrite of the original with new and old shit happening. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
In case anyone remembers this story and thinks that I went through the trash to steal this story from the original author?
I am the original author. Give me your credit card details.
MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSexFetishProfanityComedyRandomPornHumanFluttershyApplejackSunset Shimmer
Featured from 7/3/2019 to 7/7/2019! With a little flame icon! You freaks.
Sunset Shimmer misses home. More specifically, she misses stallions. Since she can’t just step through the mirror to Equestria and demand horse dick, she’s been dealing with it for a while on her own. It becomes even worse after becoming friends with Applejack, since Sunset can’t visit her ranch without staring at the horses there, and one in particular, a hot black stallion aptly named Cherry Popper.
After finding out that Fluttershy has a particular fetish, Sunset goes to her for advice. She’s delighted to learn that Applejack already allows Fluttershy to play with her horses, so maybe Sunset has a shot at Cherry Popper after all. Time for a girls night out at the barn.
Image can be found by searching derpibooru.org for artist:zwitterkitsune, homedick shimmer. Chapter one is mostly humorous build-up so for those that just want clop, you can skip to the second chapter.
Contains anal, analingus, ball slurping, bestiality, blow jobs, bukkake, bulges, creampies, cum gargling, cunnilingus, excess cum, homedick shimmer, horse-cock induced psychosis, improbable stretching, lesbian between icky humans, oral, overly long female orgasm, size difference, snowballing, sunshyne shipping, things one might regret in the morning, triple penetration, unhealthy obsession with horse cock, vaginal, videotaping
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifePornOC
Your friend Ivy shows up at your door at one in the morning in heat, the next day, lewdness and love ensues...
[OC x OC, M/F, Kissing, Smooching, Blowjobs, Vaginal, Heat And Anal...]
Commission For Fenix-Dust and Skittles
(Featured: 03/17/18 - 03/20/18, thank you so much readers.)
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanOtherNurse RedheartAnon
Nice clothes? Check. Bouquet? Check. Prettiest little nurse girlfriend of all time? Double check!
All that needs to happen now is for this big romantic surprise date plan to go off without a hitch. She'll be swept off her feet by dinner at a fancy restaurant, feel as special as she deserves to, and know that she is loved beyond a shadow of a doubt. It'll truly be a special night.
Well, assuming nothing goes wrong, but why would it?
No, of course not! Everything is definitely going to go perfectly according to plan.
Amazing art by Ezoisum, who you should go check out. Will take down if requested.
MLP: FiMComedyDramaRandomTwilightRainbow DashPinkie
Twilight was very skilled in magic and adequate in other places. The one thing she was amazing at was solving problems. One example would be Winter Wrap Up. She always thought that a list and following through it was the answer to everything. Rainbow Dash promised that she knew something that Twilight would not be able to fix with a list or following through it. Nopony could.
Twilight had scoffed and said that she would be able to do it if there was a list. Rainbow finally sets the rules. If Twilight manages to finish the task, Rainbow would not prank her for a month. If Twilight wasn't able to do it, then Twilight was not allowed to read for two weeks. Was Twilight up for Rainbow's impossible task or will the task completely change? Only one way to find out...
Warnings: There will be some language in the story
MLP: FiMViolenceAdventureComedyHumanGildaOC
Cover art by Iron Hooves. Availible for takedown upon request.
Blessed with a RAGE REVIEW by Pen Brush! Thank you!
(Link to review)
If you're reading this, send help.
I don't know what vile force decided to dump me on this planet without the courtesy of letting me change out of my PJs, but he/she/it had less than benevolent intentions. I came to that conclusion the moment I woke up next next to an irritable, jumbo-sized bird of prey by the name of Gilda.
The good news is that human doesn't seem to be on the local diet, Gilda's family are far more docile than her, and there may just be a shot at seeing Earth again if this world's magic is to be trusted.
The bad? Said chance at getting home is far too interested in picking my brains apart or otherwise using me up for comfort. Then there’s the small matter of the many crushing, stabbing, and get-blown-to-bits, hazards associated with a world full of mythical creatures. Oh, did I mention that I was allergic to the natives?
Seriously, if this is the cosmos' idea of entertainment, something's gone terribly wrong.
MLP: FiMSexFetishProfanityComedySlice of LifePornHumanAnonPharynx
After an unfortunate encounter with Ocellus, Anon is prompted by Twilight Sparkle to visit the changelings. Sure, she may have read about the shapeshifting bug-horses, although she's never really interacted with many. After leaving Ponyville, having been seen off by her close friend, Thunderlane, she arrives at her destination and is greeted by a rather curious sentry...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Masturbation, Vaginal, Outdoor Sex, Knotting, Creampies, Very Minor Cumflation (Cum Inflation)
Hatter's Lye made an animation inspired by this story! You can find it on MrTektite's patreon. Feel free to check it out!!!
Also...Yes, Anon is a woman...
Artwork by Anjeval
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifePornHumanLunaOCOther
Dreams can relax, excite, and give birth to any fantasy. Luna discovers that not only can she create such dreams easily, she can sell them to customers both equine and human!
A story designed to deal with a variety of sexual fantasies for paying clients. Each chapter will be different and will somehow involve Luna, as well as whatever the 'client' has dreamed up!
Per chapter kinks will be written and spoilered below!
First Customer: Human x Pony, Impregnation, Blowjob, Hoofjob, Creampie!
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifeTwilightChangelings
Most mares hate being in heat. Only those looking to have kids enjoy this time but for ponies like Twilight, it's just another annoyance that life throws at her. Horny and frustrated that no males can service her in her time of need, Twilight has no choice but to venture out and look for that one lucky male that will have to help her. Sadly the only able male she finds is a disguised changeling that harbors little respect for her. Thankfully though, the changeling is a certain breed that can't get her pregnant and with that bit of knowledge in her head, Twilight discovers that a changeling is just as fine as a stallion would be.
Edited and preread by: Skeeter The Lurker, SolidFire, and Mikemeiers.
Commission for: Iakovl
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaOther
Twilight and Celestia have been in a relationship for a while now, and Twilight decided that it was the right time to introduce her new marefriend to her parents. Celestia was nervous, of course, but thought little of it.
But when Twilight asks about Celestia's parents, things get far more complicated.
After all, it's always a little awkward when your parents aren't exactly ponies in the first place.
Entry for the Fourth Twilestia Contest
Super special thanks to Fuzzyfurvert and Habanc for putting up with me and my silly ideas and generally being awesome, and to OnionPie and Craine for proofing.
Taking place ~30 years after the events of "Angst Much?", Drax writes letters to his beloved Pinkie Pie.
Warning, this starts out sad as hell, but gets better, as all things do, in time.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeHumanTwilightOC
To Elaine Torkleson, an attorney working in West Los Angeles, the name "My Little Pony" conjures up nothing but vague memories of these half-hour toy commercials she heard about while in college during the 1980s.
But when a scientist from Pasadena's Jet Propulsion Laboratory comes into her office one afternoon in the summer of 2019 with a device that he claims can utilize the properties of quantum tunneling to let people enter cartoons, Elaine finds herself forced to reassess pretty much everything she ever thought she knew.
The cover image is a still from this animation by DeannArt on Deviantart.
MLP: FiMViolenceDeathProfanityAdventureSci-FiHumanCelestiaLunaOCMain 6
Sometimes, things don't go exactly as one plans. Sometimes one spills their coffee, sometimes they might be late to a meeting, sometimes an entire eight-person exploration ship rams a planet that they didn't notice at significant speeds.
This is one of those times, with the UGS Possibility smashing into the planet of Equus, bringing a veritable cache of impossible wonders... if only its keepers can be convinced to share it. Needless to say, every sizeable power that hears of it wants a piece of the pie, some with far less scrupulous methods than others.
On hiatus until I'm more confident in my skills to do a good first contact story, see blog entry.
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishProfanitySlice of LifePornAnthroCadanceShining ArmorRoyal Guard
Cadence has been slowly chipping away at Shining's reluctance to open up in the bedroom. Cadence is so close to getting what she's wanted for so long, a partner as kinky and deviant as her.
Once she turns Shining into a mare she hopes that he will want to stay that way.
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Just a Two Chapter fic with no real Plot.
Chapter One Includes : Futa on Female, Gender Swap, Dub-Con(Kinda?), Vaginal, Deepthroating, Anal, (Mild/Light/Implied) Mind blanking/control, (Mild) Musk/Scent, Submission
Chapter Two: Standard Gangbang, Body Writing, Light Bondage, Anal, Vaginal, Face-Fucking, & Light Princest
Cover Artist is StrangerDanger (cropped NSFW image)
**11/14**
Life has not been kind to Rarity. Dreams deserted and home lost, she works the streets of Canterlot for only the most elite clientele. The rich and the royal, everything short of the princesses themselves.
That, and a familiar dragon.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedySlice of LifePornBig MacSugar Belle
The risk? Calculated. The sex? Worth every second. The problem? One stubborn rope.
Kinks: Male on Female, Vaginal, Bellyriding, and slight exhibitionism
Edited by: SolidFire, Mikemeiers, and Shakespearicles
Preread by: Skeeter The Lurker
Request Number: 001
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeHumanTwilightCelestiaOC
I've been best friends with Twilight since I was young, but since she's ascended, I've been left with a lot to think about. How will this change things between us?
Thanks to T for commissioning this story.
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornRaritySweetie Belle
Rarity is interrupted from her work by a very noisily moaning Sweetie Belle who should be sleeping. Rarity knows that her sister is a rare kind of filly, and estrus would be especially brutal for her.
Rarity soon discovers her sister's condition after checking on her, finding that Sweetie is in her first estrus, and that her special biology is making her miserable. With Rarity being the Element of Generosity and also in her own estrus, she gives her little sister the only gift she can at that time. Herself.
In the process, Sweetie also gives her sister a rather unexpected gift too.
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This is my second submission to the Incest is Wincest! Siblings Incest Contest
Contains: Masturbation (penile and vaginal) by a herm/futa, consensual incestuous sex between a futanari foal (filly with colt parts) and her regular, adult mare sister AKA foalcon, a mare and a filly in heat, pheromones/scents, painless loss of virginity (filly), use of a sex toy (vaginal), excessive cum (in proportion), internal cumshot, post-sex cunnilingus, including eating one's own cum, and inbreeding/impregnation. Pretty tame, considering. Also, all acts performed are totally voluntary by both parties and the age is left ambiguous intentionally. Do as you will with that fact.
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Credits:
Written by me, LegionofPony.
Coverart is a snipped and combined version of elements from images #1758119 and #1758119 (both NSFW) by 'alcor' on Derpibooru.
This story is also heavily inspired by image #1613305 (NSFW) by 'wyntermoon' on Derpibooru, but with a character obviously changed.
MLP: FiMSexFetishRomanceHorrorPornCadanceShining Armor
Cadance, the Princess of Love, hasn't been doing so well. Several weeks after having been freed from Queen Chrysalis, for the second time, she's begun to fall ill with some unknown malady. Seeking the assistance of Sunburst, she hopes to find a solution to her problem but, unfortunately, things aren't as simple as they first appear.
Includes: Transformation, M/F, Oral, Vagina, Cronenbergian Horror Clop
Had an absolute blast with this and I'll almost certainly be writing more on this in the future. I'd love to hear your thoughts so, by all means, leave a comment below!