After receiving a big, fat NO from Pinkie Pie's mom, Anon is worried that his mane-six MILF-quest was about to end in ignominious failure. Little did he know that, with a bit of Pinkie's help, he's about to become a breeding member of the Pie family.
Anon had managed to bag four of the six mares that comprised the prestigious pantheon of momly MILFs.
Starting with Twilight Velvet, then following on to Windy Whistles, Mrs. Shy, and finally his wild tryst with Cookie Crumbles and Rarity... Anon was beginning to get a bit of confidence that he might be able to actually pull off the seemingly impossible feat.
Only two remained.
First on his list would be the legendary rock-farming matriarch herself, the only being on the planet capable of withstanding the full maddening force of Pinkie's Pie's insatiable energy... Cloudy Quartz.
He had made arrangments to travel with Pinkie on one of her visits back to her family farm, using the pretense of wanting to taste their local rock-based homebrew craft beer. But it wasn't long before the ridiculous human spotted his opportunity - most of the Pie family (everypony sans Pinkie and Maud) out in the rock field attempting to fix their windmill.
Equestria is filled with many things George doesn't understand and one princess of magic will show him what he's been missing out on.
George has a lot to learn about Equestria. For the most part he's been doing that by reading all he can at the royal library, where he works. He's not too concerned with going out and making friends but meeting one pony may change how he feels about things.
Thanks to FallenAngel for commissioning this story.
The Anniversary Day for The Conversion Bureau Genre is celebrated with new visions of the concept!
The Conversion Bureau genre was created on March 23rd, 2011. I chose to celebrate the anniversary of the humble origins of one of the most potent and unique of all MLP:FIM subgenres of fanfiction through the invention of completely original, shockingly new visions of the central concept.
Visit a universe where Luna and Celestia are mountain-sized supercomputers. A universe where the Singularity is defined by a toy in a dead man's hands. A universe where Mankind has spread to the stars and the latest fashion is designer bodies. See the Conversion Bureau in new guises, through fresh eyes, as never before.
You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?
Fluttershy becomes lost deep within the Everfree forest, injured and chased by Timberwolves, she is rescued by a traveller who is lost in her world.
After they set off to meet with Zecora for a spot of tea and a catch up, Fluttershy and her friends find themselves attacked by a large pack of Timberwolves causing Fluttershy to become separated from the group. After becoming wounded and lost deep within an unfamiliar part of the forest and with the wolves on her tail, she is rescued from certain death by the most unusual creature.
(A huge thank you to Cirrus_Brony for his editing.) (Cover art by me.)
What's worse than becoming a pony? I'll tell you. Transforming into Princess Cadance during a college class and waking up in a horse-trailer. Yeah. Life's screwed up.
None of you know me. And I know why. I'm just an average 20 year-old MLP G4 brony... who is going to a college for graphic-novelists... in the year 2025.
But take my advice: life finds a way to screw with you at every turn. I know that because I had a first-hand experience with something nobody has ever experienced before.
I fell unconsious and turned into Princess Cadance. During a college class! And I woke up in a horse trailer post-transformation!
Life can be so f'ed up!
Now I'm in danger and being held hostage by a bunch of crazy people! But you all know how that ends. Right? Probably not. But do you know what? I don't know either.
This just goes to show that you should never wish to transform into a pony. Ever!
IMPORTANT NOTE! The first 9 chapters are a bit depressing. Read at your own risk!
ANOTHER NOTE: I know some things don’t make sense such as the fact that the government wouldn’t pay for having aliens discovered. But in my defense, the story happens in 2025, and real aliens haven’t really been brought down... I think.
Violence is minor, but the tag is there anyway.
Character tags will be added as the story progresses.
Featured on 7/9/2020, and 7/26/2020. Thank you all !
Old habits may die hard, but Moondancer is getting the hang of this friendship thing once again. Rebuilding a home with an alien though, wasn't covered in any of her books. Neither was this new feeling building inside her.
It’s said one’s home is the reflection of the self. Run down, eyesore, hole in the wall. All terms used to adequately describe Moondancer’s home and that’s putting it lightly. Well, enough is enough. Moondancer doesn’t wallow in self-pity or recluse herself any longer.
Despite all her book smarts though, she doesn’t know the first thing about restoring a house. It's nothing the local handyman can't fix, but can they mend each other's hearts?
Steven Miles enjoys a vacation in San Fransisco at the popular Shillton hotel on the cheap. The only catch is that he has to put up with some robotic horse 'assistant' for the duration of his stay. What could possibly go wrong? [CONTAINS FOALCON]
Warning: This story contains foalcon (technically), dubious consent/somnophilia, Human X Ponybot sexytimes and a very poorly socialized android. You have been warned~
Steven Miles works too hard. That what his boss says, at least.
So when he's finished helping set up the new San-Fran office, he's ordered to take a vacation, on his own dollar, of course. Luckily for him, the Shillton has some deal going, all he has to do is turn off the robotic assistant he's saddled with and he can stay in the best hotel in the city for cheap!
There's definitely no way he'd find her cute. And there's definitely not a chance in hell that he'd fall head over heels for an underaged horse robot, right?
If you travel across Equestria end to end, you can find almost anything. Magical artifacts of unknown power, demons, angels, and gods all wander the world with complete freedom. However, the one place all stand as equals is a lone inn.
There exists in any given location either an inn or bar where the locals meet at the end of a long work day and trade drinks and stories. By the ancient laws of happenstance, the same must be true for areas where the permanent population is exactly one. Now, most would assume it would default to those creatures preferred drinking area in their own house. These people have never been to the only truly lonely place in Equestria. On the border of the unending sea and the badlands there sits an Inn, with a strange bartender. If one comes seeking riches or fame, he will gladly kick you out, stating the only riches here are booze and misery. But if you come for a strong drink and an ear to listen to your problems, then you have found your home.
Rocking the featured box again. Can I get a hoorah? 2/12/19 for those curious.
When Spike and Twilight spend some time together after announcing their feelings to each other, Twilight learns something about Spike's body that she never knew when things get closer...
*See below the break for content warning.*
Spike and Twilight have always been very close, and ever since the day she'd hatched him they were like mother and son. When Spike hit adolescence however, his feelings for her evolved from simply mother and son to lovers...for him, at least. When all is said and done however, Twilight might learn some things about dragon anatomy and reproduction that she never learned in any of her books...and record it. For science, of course, but also for love.
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EDIT: On 10/4/15-10/6/15, this story was FEATURED! AAAAAH! THANKS GUYS! ...AND AGAIN ON 10/13?! HOLY PRINCESS SUNBUTT YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!
EDIT 2: As of July 4th 2016, I have 7+ views and 520+ likes. I literally have no words. Thank you all so much for your support!
EDIT 3: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND...views as of 3/10/18, that is. Y'all are awesome, and thanks so much for loving this story!
EDIT 4: Wow, hay of a welcome back for my (long-delayed) 8th chapter guys. Featured 5/16/18. Thanks for the support!
EDIT 5: Again on 6/18/18
I am aware there is not a very creative nor original setting for this story, but I kinda just wanted to write it regardless and didn't want to spend ages setting up for the action, as the show has done that well enough for me already.
TLDR: I regret nothing - yay SpiLight!
As a general warning, this story is kinda fetishistic, as are most of my stories. This particular one contains, in no given order: an interspecies romantic relationship between a dragon and a mare, potentially technical incest, exhibitionism (kind of; camcorder recording for scientific reasons, and the viewing of said recordings),anatomically correct genitals including spiny hemipenes (2 penises), male masturbation, deep penetration/slight cervical penetration, multiple orgasms in short amounts of time, light cum inflation and knotting/tying, as well as possibly impregnation; shower sex (quickie vaginal), extremely minor masochism (hair-pulling with claws digging into flesh, biting; no wounding done), and unintentionally sexualized medical trans-vaginal and trans-rectal ultrasound and an incidental orgasm from such, and more male masturbation and vaginal sex. If you don't like any of this...I don't know what to say.
SUPER spoilers: impregnation, pregnancy, pregnancy sex, minor lactation, and non-graphic birth.
Also, please feel free to comment, whether praise, discussion or constructive criticism. I like hearing what people have to say about my writing, as well as ways I can improve. What I do not like outright bashing of anyone's work based only on it containing a certain pairing or personal bias against certain traits of the story. If you don't like it, OK. Nopony's making you read it.
As for them still being in the Golden Oaks Library as opposed to the Friendship Castle, this story is based after Twilight was ascended, but before Tirek showed up.
Credits:
The draconian anatomy depictions used were heavily inspired by the older MLP comics by Kitsune Youkai on e621 (site contains NSFW content) - namely inspired by 'Dragon You Over' and the standalone Spike-related pics - and their breeding habits partially by Dreamscape in this story. Obviously, I added my own takes to these and simply used them as a base.
BetaHammer also recommended I split a chapter to improve story flow and make some suspense, so thanks for that.
As for the NEW cover art, it's a portion of artwork done by 'the minuscule task' on derpibooru, #1328825.
Also, a special thanks to refferee for editing the story for me post-publish. Thank you!
A young man forced into extraordinary circumstances after an experiment gone wrong has to deal with starting a new life in a strange world plagued with talking ponies. All while forced into the body of a young foal.
Artemio Baldarich has always led a successful and entrepreneurial lifestyle. At the young age of 23 he seems to have the rest of his life planned out with his role as a computer scientist for a defense contractor in southern California.
Arty’s plans however encounter a major roadblock when a test on a missile defense system leads to him being mysteriously transported to a foreign world beyond anything he ever thought was possible.
Not only is he very disoriented, but he must also deal with the fact that all the creatures around him seem to think that he is a young child based on the body that he now inhabits. Hopefully he will be able to find a way to use his knowledge of his world to build a new life for himself and find a way home.
Edit 6/8/2017: Story was featured apparently. Never thought this would happen, especially so soon, but it’s pretty cool that it did. I’m a novice to writing and I truly hope that I can improve my writing style as I contribute more to this story. Thank you to everyone who has left feedback for me, it is much appreciated.
Edit 6/14/2017: We have an editor now! Feel free to check them out: Doctor Disco.
Edit 7/07/2017: Taming Equestria now has official cover art done by the talented Mix-up! Check out his work on Deviant Art here.
Yeah I guess maybe it sorta is. But hey people seem to like the Philosophy at least.
But yeah it probably is. This is going to be my take in the Generic Anon in Equestria trope, freestyled from the beginning of Bridle Gossip at the request of the purchaser. Shennanigans shall most likely ensue. Contains excessive philosophical discussion, pseudoscientific worldbuilding mumbo jumbo, and a light dash of casual humor.
Cover art by Twitter artist Andaluce!
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Featured seven fucking days running since 2/13/2021 holy shit you guys this is insane :0
Check out a sweet audiobook reading of the first half of the first chapter here, by a wonderful fan ^^.
Sunset Shimmer has always known that magic was real. After discovering the portal hidden outside Canterlot High, she leaves her life behind to go inside and prove it. Equestria will never be the same.
Sunset Shimmer isn't like the other Freshman in Canterlot High School. While so many others explain away the strange things that happen in their town, she knows better. There's an entire world out there, a world of magic and incredible creatures, one that she's determined to reach.
Careful study and preparation brings her to the portal in front of her school, at the last moment of its opening. Sunset doesn't have a clue what might be waiting on the other side, but she's sure it will lead her to the magic she's always wanted.
No matter what it costs.
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This story was sponsored by my glorious enablers Bitera and Sparktail, who also did the editing. I know I don't deserve it. Want one of your own? Drop me a PM. Cover by Zutcha.
Shining Armor has many secrets. The first is that he has a diary, that he lovingly calls his Shining's Logs. And the second is that he is a reincarnated human. See how both secrets effect the life and relationships of Shining Armor, and help shape the future.
Explores the relationship between Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, and how it set both of them on their respective paths. Also explores the development of Shining Armor into the captain of the guard, his relationship with Cadence, and the powers of love and friendship.
Button Mash comes upon a terrible, horrific device. He uses it to get puss.
What would you do if you had a device to utterly and completely control a pony? If you're Button Mash you use it to enslave your entire town in order to serve your most base desires.
But even that gets boring after a while.
You know what's not boring, though?
A game.
I guess I should list the fetishes here. Uh, well there's Foalcon of course. Lots. The straight kind.
There's mind control obviously, so expect some rape and general noncon/dubcon
Incest is also in the story. That one's probably not so obvious.
Also, there's a small mention of bestiality. Definitely not obvious. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Uhh, maybe expect more of that in coming chapters. Especially with Fluttershy and Applejack.
There's probably going to be even more fetishes in upcoming chapters, so I'll just add to this list as I go.
Crystal Synergy used to be a middle-aged brony before she appeared in Ponyville in a bolt from the clear blue sky. She only wants to help...
"Crystal Synergy used to be a middle-aged brony before she abruptly appeared as a young filly at the spot where lightning had struck the ground out of the clear blue sky, roughly two years before the Sonic Rainboom. She only wants to help. What could possibly go wrong?"
"I can't believe you just said that, Pinkie..."
Crystal has lived ten years with fading memories about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic canon and fanon, the first two of which were spent unable to make any but the most illegible notes as she tried to keep them separated in her head. Not helping matters is the fact that while things mostly seem to be lining up with what she thinks is canon, there is a difference between events as presented in the thirty-minute blocks of a show aimed at a younger demographic (and intended to help sell toys) and living in that setting as a real world with a dynamic history. And she's not quite sure which version of Equestria she's actually in, but things seem to be just enough like what Crystal Synergy believes to be canon that she thinks she has a fair idea of what may happen, and how to help navigate or circumvent some of the more worrying problems looming on the horizon.
A little foreknowledge couldn't hurt, right?
A little foreknowledge can prove to be a very dangerous thing indeed. Especially when you aren't sure which bits of foreknowledge are actually true. And just ignoring the foreknowledge doesn't help either, because some of it is true...
A bit of a grab bag of categories: AU and Human should be self explanatory, but Random was selected because the story fluctuates between serious and silly, adventure and slice-of-life, and black-and-white values vs. blue-and-orange values.
Ponyville school brings in a dragon (Emerald), a Changeling (Yarrow) and a Griffon (Gabby) to see if ponies and other creatures can learn and live together. To bad for Scootaloo since it seems like everyone is falling in love with her.
Ponyville school decide to make a program to bring in a dragoness (Emerald) a female Changeling (Yarrow) and a Griffon (Gabby) it's to see if ponies and other creatures can learn and live together. It turns out to be a little bit difficult, when fillies and colts alike are unable to trust Emerald and Yarrow.
With Scootaloo being caught in the middle, having the dragoness, Changeling and Griffon living under her roof, while the orange filly started making an accidental harem in the process. Well... Oops.
A man of dark magic and dreams of domination was flung into an unsupecting world of ponies. Watch as years later this dark lord faces down the greatest challenge he's ever known: parenting.
"It's not easy to be the bad guy. Sometimes you've got to raise towers of iron and magic in a testament to your power. Sometimes you've got to blanket the land in black flame just to uphold idle threats. And sometimes you've got to remind a filly that she is grounded - that's right, I mean you, missy. Don't give me that look, you've got homework to do." - Excerpt from An Interview With Lord Ironblood.
Forgath Ironblood is a man who values power and might. He spent untold years developing his dark magics, and years more using ice and iron and balefire to claim and rule his domain. But it didn't last; a group of bold and plucky rebels broke into his inner sanctum and unleashed a magic he was unprepared for, a magic that cast him into the void between worlds. At that point, he was no longer their problem and the peasants rejoiced.
The world he fell into, however, was another story. It was a world rich in magic. A world full of innocents. A world he could bend to his will and carve a new domain out of.
He never knew what hit him.
Idea adopted from Whiskylullaby, as seen here, written entirely for the fun of it.
Chapters are dated for the reader's convenience; BNM for "Before Nightmare Moon", and AB for "After Banishment".
Defeated. Betrayed. Cornered and outnumbered. One last chance. An escape...to a new world. A strange world. A world of giants.
For Queen Chrysalis, the end seemed near. Defeat after defeat at the hooves of her enemies had left her tired and desperate while her army of once thousands reduced to a mere several dozen. Surrounded, it seemed that utter defeat was inevitable. But she was a proud changeling queen, she wouldn't go down that easy. She still had one last trick up her hoof. A Portal...to another world. And through that portal, she entered a world of new wonders, of new dangers, and to her surprise and utter shock, a world of giants.
For Rick Mason, life was alright. He had a nice house, a decent job, and two awesome dogs. What else could a guy ask for? Tiny talking alien bug horses? ...Well it's not like he wasn't asking for them.
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