They fell from the sky, only to have their landing broken by flowers carefully tended to by a crystal pony. The pony was scared away. They were scared stiff, but there was no running. The pony world they found themselves in was very real. Their choices would count against them...
I will try to keep it interesting and amusing. Think I did a good or bad job? Let me know! I love comments, loving or scathing, just speak.
Zach, a former fan of that popular pony show, finds himself transported to equestria! Now with hooves instead of hands and walking on all fours, he's left to figure out how to live life as a Changeling and if there's any way to get back home.
Formerly known as: "Unexpected Adventures in the Life of a Changeling"
Zach was an average guy with an average, boring life. He went to work, paid his bills, and partook in what escapism he could get from videogames.
When he wished he could get something more out of life besides videogames and dead end part-time work, he didn't mean being transported to a world based on an old cartoon show that he was a fan of five years ago.
He especially didn't mean being turned into a ravenous, emotion eating, horse-shaped, insectoid.
Now he has to figure out how to live life as a Changeling and navigate an Equestria that doesn't seem to follow along with everything he remembered from the show. If he's lucky, maybe he can find a way back home, or at the very least, figure out how to "bug-pony"
Everypony has their secrets. Twilight never imagined those her own best friends might be hiding from her, until one of her new duties as a princess brought her stumbling headlong into a side of Equestria she never even knew existed.
Twilight Sparkle accomplished something incredible, something not even the great Starswirl could manage. But ascension into the ranks of Equestria's princesses is not without its difficulties. Before she can take her place as princess of Friendship, Twilight must travel to the underworld and make a ceremonial offering to Death in exchange for her immortality. Twilight is more than a little surprised to discover the identity of the pony under the hood.
After years living in Ponyville and getting to know her friends, Twilight always assumed they were exactly what they seemed: a group of friendly and ambitious ponies. But as it turns out, the sort of pony who saves Equestria and decodes the ancient mysteries of Starswirl is likely to attract ponies a tad more interesting.
Updates on the 3rd or 4th Friday of every month, then daily until that section is complete.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
Ocellus and her friends only planned to sail to Manehattan for their final project. They never imagined a storm could take them... a little further than that.
Every student of the School of Friendship had to complete a capstone project before graduating. While the other students wrote songs, baked cakes, and other ordinary things, Ocellus and her friends decided to make their last project together count--they built a ship, and planned to sail it north all the way up the coast to Manehattan. But none of them were terribly good sailors, and they never could've imagined what found them on the water...
Now they've been washed ashore in a strange land, surrounded by creatures they never imagined in their wildest dreams. To survive long enough to make their way home, they might just have to make some new friends.
Writen as a Patreon reward for Vilken666. Editing by the usual starpub crew, Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.
The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
A middle aged human ends up in Equestria dropped in the middle of nowhere. He wanders into town and quickly discovers pony folk are kind folk. Maybe there's a life to be made here.
A human in his mid thirties that makes his living off of online video games that he designed and by writing about ponies. When he gets his chance to go anywhere he wants, he opts to visit Equestria, despite more sane options being available.
Behold as our author-turned-protagonist deals with the dangers of Equestria as he attempts to make a new place for himself without looking too much like an ass. He will encounter faces he knows from before, and some that are not as they seem. Will he survive a convention traveling at the side of his new friends? Will he get his fill of Equestrian life and want to go home?
Summer vacation, everyone's favorite time of the year. A time of rest and relaxation from all the stresses of the school year. For a graduating student named Tyler, this year is extra special. He's on his way to Ottawa to celebrate both his success and the birthday of his grandmother. However, his trip takes a major detour as he vanishes from the world he knows. Thanks to a major discovery hidden deep beneath Canterlot, he resurfaces in the land of Equestria, though he is far from being "himself."
Apple Bloom has a problem, and its name is puberty.
Well, that, and a complete lack of desirable colts her age.
Every filly in her class, in fact, is having this problem. Dates and boyfriends are suddenly in high demand, yet there are shockingly few colts around to catch their eyes, and even then, it's slim pickings.
Luckily for Apple Bloom, she manages to discover a potential solution to the class' dilemma.
Unluckily for Apple Bloom, it's not quite the solution she'd expected.
It has been almost a year since you woke up face firmly planted in the dirt path of a small village's park in the world of Equestria. Now, one faithful morning, you will be forced to survive what every male in world has to survive... The Heat.
Almost one year after you woke-up with a face full of dirt in the middle of a dirt path in Ponyville's central park, you have finally managed to create some semblance of a normal life. You have a modest one bedroom home. You have a job that you enjoy doing. And above all, you have managed to make plenty of friends.
A huge step up from when you first arrived... in your pajamas, confused, covered in dirt, and stumbling among a throng of panicking colorful ponies.
You sometimes can't help but remind some of them of this embarrassing first contact. And they in turn can't help but remind you of that scream (which was most certainly NOT unmanly) you let out when you found out you weren't dreaming.
Yes, you have come a long way from those first panic stricken screams. And you have managed to learn a lot about Equestrian culture and their way of life.
But sometimes, certain things get left out, and you are forced to learn them the hard way... in every sense of the word.
(A 2nd person story involving you, the reader, and any pony, stallion or mare, that you are unfortunate enough to cross paths with.)
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If you are reading this, then I assume you have some interest in this story. However, I should probably point out that if the interest that drew you here is the kind of interest that I think it is... Sorry to say that you may have a bit of time to wait.
This story is Mature because of the subject matter. Which is the urge of ponies to make more little ponies.
As of right now, nothing more than perhaps a bit of heavy petting is planed out. However, this may change at a later date depending on numerous factors... Mainly if laziness doesn't get in the way.
For right now though, enjoy my attempt at some comedy, romance, and all around horribly written randomness.
While randomly scouring the airwaves with her two-way radio, Vinyl stumbles upon a desperate voice with a wild story. Can words save a life? Can they give hope, and is that hope even worth it?
One lonely night, Vinyl decides to use her old two-way radio to relieve the tedium. In doing so, she stumbles upon the voice of 'Adi,' who has a story so crazy Vinyl isn't willing to believe it.
But Adi is desperate, so desperate that Vinyl knows something really is wrong. Can her words help Adi overcome whatever is really happening? Even if she can instill hope in this stranger, is hope worth anything against seemingly insurmountable odds?
All Vinyl can do is sit before her radio and talk. Perhaps it will be enough.
A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.
Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.
These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
Homer Simpson's been to a lot of places. Outer Space, The Third Dimension, and more hallucinations then is probably healthy, but a land full of talking candy colored ponies? Yeah this could be an issue.
Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.
It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?
Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.
Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'
NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.
1/12/2019 My first one thousand viewers! Thank you all so much
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Sunset Shimmer wasn't doing so well, until Pinkie Pie found something to shoot for. Literally... with Airsoft guns. - [Slice of Life]
A Tale Too Far.
The goal Sunset Shimmer devoted her entire life to was a lie. Raw power had limits. Friendships did not. Sunset's conquerors embraced her with open arms. Searching for a way to bring her new, slightly jaded friend into her circle, Pinkie Pie stumbles upon something that may do much more than that. Something that builds trust and teams, something that turns friends into family. They happen to be Airsoft guns.
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Inspired by the anime "Tokurei Sochi Dantai Stella Jogakuin Koutou-ka C³-bu" ("Stella Academy Club C³") and the exploits of the ArmA community group "Shack Tactical." At least in spirit, if not style.
Rated Teen for occasional harsh language. You're all kinda adults, deal.
Luck can only take you so far, and for The Courier it won't last much longer.
He never loses a fight. He can walk through camps of Raiders and defeat them without firing a single bullet. He has been banned from all of the Strip's casinos, twice. Someone once reported that bullets turn around and jump back into the gun when he is fired at. He has survived nearly everything, hardly breaking a sweat all the while. So what will happen when his luck finally runs out?
______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Story complete on its birthday!
You should probably play New Vegas before reading this.
"Happy fuckin' Birthday you glorious bastard of fiction" ~T6, 11/26/2015
A new life in a new world. While it's a little lonely being the only one of my kind, having a multitude of intelligent species around me helps fit in. Being a stranger in a land without normal isn't the worst fate, just takes a little getting used to.
Rainbow Dash and some dude named Church switch places. Told from both perspectives.
Recently spruced up! Will be updated weekly.
Hi. Name's Church. I hate ponies. They ruined the internet. But here I am! In the magical land of Whatever-it's-called! Stuck in Rainbow Dash's body, and being tortured with adorableness! MAKE IT STOP!
Sup ponies, I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash! And uhh... I don't even know where I am... and what the hay am I?! Mother of Celestia! I'm a colt!
A human, after a tragic accident, ends up in the body of Lord Tirek. It all goes downhill from there.
After a tragic accident, a human ends up in Lord Tirek's body, as part of an attempt to reform the villain after his recent escapades. While the hero of our tale is trying to make sense of his new surroundings, the rest of Equestria thinks that the most terrible threat that their world has ever seen is back... And the powers that be are definitely not happy about it. New Cover Art By Shadow Bolt
A crafty human and two alicorn princesses get into shenanigans together.
Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.
Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.
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