You are anonymous the Lone human in equestria.
One morning afther you promised to bake some stuff with pinkie a prank gets pulled off on you.
only for many more to come. You think of a way to get some payback.
maybe it wasn't the best way, maybe it was...
My second story in the Heartwarming Moment series.
Who's next?
MLP: FiMSexComedyHumanRainbow Dash
Love is never easy to find, especially when you're a different species. But Anonymous is determined to find it (or at the very least get his rocks off). But it'll take something...bold, daring, and all around crazy to get the attention of a certain prismatic pony.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightOther
Equestria is saved again, and, as usual, a party is thrown to celebrate. But, while singers sing and dancers dance, Twilight, the Princess of Friendship, realises that there's somepony here who has a few things to say to her, and that she has a few things to say to her too.
Warning: This story will contain spoilers for the MLP movie.
MLP: FiMComedyTwilightScootalooMain 6
After Twilight Sparkle cast Star Swirl’s unfinished spell she swapped her friends' destinies, and yet somehow they all seem perfectly happy with things worked out.
Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.
What makes this hell, again?
Now has a Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeChrysalisTirekCozy Glow
When Lord Tirek asks Cozy Glow what seems like a normal question, he has no idea the floodgates that will open... and how his relationship to the little villain might ultimately be changed.
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A small bit of villainous sweetness inspired by both the dynamic of the Evil Trio and the cover art by soundwavepie.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeRaritySweetie Belle
Rarity wants to dye.
An entry to the ROB-pocalypse speedfic challenge. Originally conceived and written in an hour. Presented on Fimfiction with a slightly better ending.
MLP: FiMProfanityRomanceSadSlice of LifeAnthroOC
It's just another day in Tekky's shop, and that means it's just another day for Leech to pester the poor potion maker. As Tekky prepares to close up for the day she tells Leech to head out, weary from cleaning up after the unicorn. Once Leech begrudgingly departs Tekky is left to wonder, just where does the black furred mare go when she's not around.
Tekky belongs to Mr.Tektite. You can find his stuff on Derpibooru!
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornOther
Those days when you’re behind schedule and know you’re just going to be late. You need to get the basics done and head out as soon as possible. For Boysenberry and her Dad, even if they are a bit behind, it doesn’t mean they’d have to sacrifice everything just to get out the door. What was another five minutes to make sure everything was done?
Tags: Foalcon, Filly on Stallion, M/F, Father on Daughter, Incest, Casual Sex, A Rushed Morning
MLP: FiMComedyOCCadanceShining ArmorFlurry Heart
First you're born, and then you're recorded in triplicate. The end of labor is the start of a very long paper trail, because nopony can exist without being documented. Sending copies of a new foal's documents to the Herdbook Registry is perfectly normal. And of course, in order to make sure there's nothing strange going on, that paperwork gets reviewed. Which is done by bureaucrats who establish absolute control inside their office while having no idea of what's happening in the actual world. So as far as they're concerned, the forms associated with somepony named 'Flurry Heart'...
Don't tell them. It's funnier if they find out on their own.
(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages. (Due to minimal story length, this was a pledge freebie.))
MLP: FiMComedyTwilightNurse Redheart
Twilight Sparkle goes in for her first physical after ascending to an alicorn.
Nurse Redheart was not prepared for this by any stretch of the imagination.
Written for FanOfMostEverything as part of my 100 Followers 'contest'.
Featured on 12/21/2017 while I was sleeping!. APPARENTLY, I STRUCK GOLD WITH THIS ONE. Woo! Thank you all!
-GM, master of contestants.
MLP: FiMNarcoticsAdventureComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanOtherCloudchaserTreehugger
You have two questions: what, exactly, is Tree Hugger on, and, more importantly, where do you get some?
James is good friends with a couple of ponies.
James is not aware that he has a disorder.
Inspired by Admiral Biscuit's writing challenge.
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSlice of LifeOcellusYoung Six
When they're bored on weekened nights, the Young Six all like to play a game of Questions and Answers with each other to lead into conversation topics. Gallus asks a question about Ocellus's changeling abilities that leads to interesting revelations about everycreature.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaRoyal Guard
Quality control is an important cornerstone of any organization, and magical castles full of Pony Princesses are no exception. When Luna and Celestia read the suggestions given to them by their staff however, the result is most certainly not better efficiency and satisfaction.
EDIT: Featured 10/24/17! Thank you all!
EDIT: Featured at #1 10/24/17! Awesome, I'm glad you're all enjoying!
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomPornRaritySpike
Having learned of a potion to alter his size, Spike concocts a scheme. If he can get small enough, and find a place to hide, he'll be able to get all sorts of compromising looks at his sweetheart, Rarity. Shrinking himself down, he finds the perfect spot in her classroom to gaze upon her heavenly body. Unfortunately, things take a turn, and Spike finds himself in a rather compromised position.
Kinks Include: Micro (Macro?
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanRarityAnonDeer
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring.
(RGRE)
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
MLP: FiMSexComedyRandomHumanTwilightCelestiaOther
Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate (a bit belated, sure, but without that plot point the whole story falls apart so whatever). She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.
Not a clopfic despite the sex tag, but there is a ton of filthy language and imagery here written by a filthier mind. You've been warned.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaChrysalis
Chrysalis has a small purple filly named Twilight in her castle, and it looks as if she's going to be adopting her for a long while. Can Twilight's love change her, or even the entire hive?
Only time will tell, though Chrysalis is determined that she could never find something so fuzzy and energetic in any way cute.
A sequel by popular demand! Rated T so I have a little flexibility with language and the like, but for the most part I imagine things will be very light and non-explicit.
MLP: FiMSexRandomSlice of LifePornSpikeStarlight Glimmer
Starlight Glimmer catches Spike watching her masturbate, so she decides to teach him a lesson. Facesitting ensues