Labels exist for a reason. One would expect two rulers of a nation to understand that.
Since finding a portal that connects their castle to the home of a human named John, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna spend their free time exploring John's home and discovering exciting new things. But they tend to leave their diligence in the details at home. After all, it's a vacation, what could go wrong?
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I don't know why I wrote this. I'm sorry. Not sorry.
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Twilight wants to know how Anon looks without his clothes, yada, yada, yada, things escalate...
I accidentally revoked submission so I submitted the story again. please don't read if you already have and I'm apologizing in advance
No one had ever seen Anon without his clothes on. Not even the princesses. So they task Twilight to unravel the mystery. How will she fare? There's only one way to find out...
This story is a response for a blog post you can find here. This is pretty rushed so don't expect too much.
When a rainy day isn’t bringing you the peace you thought it would, everyone’s favorite rainbow-haired pegasus trots in to save the day.
Rainy days can sometimes be a real downer, even if they mean you get a legitimate excuse to stay inside. But this time, the rain is bringing not just a change of atmosphere, but a change in mood. Just when you think your feelings cannot drag you down any lower, however, in trots your favorite rainbow-haired pegasus.
You expected a dull day — but instead, you got a colorful one.
Discord causes some pretty perverted mayhem involving two certain citizens of Ponyville.
Discord feels restless lately, and seeks out possible subjects within the fair city of Ponyville who can satisfy him. Eventually coming across Trixie and Starlight Glimmer, he decides that they'll do splendidly.
Princess Cadence brings a human from earth to be a 'Love Therapist' for her lonely aunts Celestia and Luna; they're not all that excited, though.
Being a Princess of Equestria is a hard and lonely job. Princess Cadance knows this firsthoof, and if it wasn't for her faithful husband Shining Armor, she would be grumpy too!
Still, she can't just sit by and watch her beloved aunts waste away in loneliness and anger! Maybe that old mirror hidden in her castle holds a solution...
In one last ditch effort to take over Equestria, Queen Chrysalis makes copies of herself using the Mirror Pool. Unfortunately, even copies of the Queen don't like being bossed around.
In one last ditch effort to take over Equestria, Queen Chrysalis does the unthinkable and makes copies of herself using the Mirror Pool.
Unfortunately for her, even brand new copies of the Queen don't like being bossed around.
Wallflower blush can't wait to look after Applejack's horse, even if she doesn't know exactly what to do...
Most folks would be pretty cheesed, if they were asked a favor, but not Wallflower. Honestly, she'd just happy that her friends remembered her! She may never have looked after horses before, sure, yet that didn't detract from her eagerness to help! With Applejack, Fluttershy, and Sunset showing her what to do, she's sure she'll be just fine...
Kinks Include: Male (Horse) on Female (Human) Bestiality, Oral, Female on Female, Very Rough Face-Fucking, Musk, Cock Worship, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Spontaneous Orgasms
Artwork by Sinsigat
NOTE: All characters depicted are of age (18+). They're high school seniors and on the cusp of going to college.
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Rumble has always loved his big brother. But what happens when he loves Thunderlane too much?
Thunderlane has always had a good relationship with his brother. If he has a problem, he knows that his lil' bro will talk to him about it. But, one day, the colt just storms off to his room. What could the problem be that Rumble can't talk to his big brother about it?
WARNING: Contains high levels of buttsecks. Do not consume if allergic. Also contains younger ghey ponis and incest. Not intended for internal use. Highly flammable.
Rumor has it that if a pony says Discord's name five times in front of a mirror, he's forced to appear there. So who thought something like that could actually be true?
Rumor has it that if a pony says Discord's name five times in front of a mirror, he's forced to appear there.
So who thought something like that could actually be true?
My name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is the story of how I died.
We all know how the story begins, and we all know how it ends. What we do not know is what happens in that infinite moment of time between when a pony dies, and when she is returned as something new. My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, and this is the story of how I died.
When Discord is left dying, Celestia asks if he has any last requests. What a silly thing of her to ask.
So it's finally happened. After being kicked in the shin by Celestia, Discord is officially dying. Now Celestia wants to know if he has any last requests before he goes.
Twilight thinks Sunset would benefit from a game of tag. Sunset thinks she needs this about as much as she needs food poisoning.
During a special picnic with Sunset Shimmer, Twilight reveals her concern that she thinks Sunset is losing her true pony self. Her suggested remedy? A rousing game of tag!
Sunset would have preferred a pop quiz.
Or a dangerous quest to recover some magical artifact.
Rainbow's and Twilight's bodies undergo a strange transformation. The two aren't very happy about the changes. Meanwhile, Celestia, Luna, and Cadence struggle to resist you.
Applejack becomes a princess... of eyebrow waggles. It takes less than 24 hours before Ponyville is literally on fire.
Applejack is known for a lot of things: being honest, being strong, loving her family... apples. But the thing she's most known for is having a really incredible set of eyebrows. It's for this reason that Celestia has seen fit to bestow upon Applejack that highest of honors. She's going to make her a princess... of eyebrows.
It takes less than 24 hours before Ponyville is literally on fire.
Sweet Biscuit may or may not have a slight cookie addiction. She also may or may not break into Anon’s house to steal his cookie jar. Again. Or maybe it’s just because she misses him.
Either way, they're happy enough to see each other again.
... Though that doesn't mean Anon won't lose a sweet or two in the process.
Now that he's been granted permission to live in the Crystal Empire, Thorax must decide how he wishes to present himself to its inhabitants.
Flat teeth or fangs? Velvety smooth coat or firm carapace? Mane or headfin?
Thorax frets over which face he wishes to show the crystal ponies his age. Fortunately, there's somepony willing to offer a word or two of comfort and support, as well as teach him a life lesson that will stick with him forever.
Preread by Fahrenheit and Timaeus.
Loosely inspired by this piece by Starshade001. Used as cover art with permission from the artist.
