A portal to Equestria opens on Arstotzka's border, and you now have to deal with pony immigrants along with the usual mix.
It had been nearly a year since you won that labor lottery. This job had quickly turned into the best thing that has ever happened to you and your family. From the Grestin checkpoint, you had seen it all; terrorist attacks, long-seperated lovers getting back together, people trying to smuggle drugs into the country... None of that compares to the day a portal opens to an alternate dimension just outside the walls. Which is bad, because inevitably that means more papers for you to check and double check. But still, a job's a job. Might as well keep a straight face about it... And remember: Glory to Arstotzka.
At the reading of his mother's last will and testament, Joseph Taylor is left an ominous package, and given a single instruction, protect it at all costs. But just what was this strange item, and why must it be guarded?
At the reading of his mother's last will and testament, Joseph Taylor is left a strange package. His only instruction being to protect the contents inside. Said items turn out to be nothing more than an old, empty journal, and an odd looking pen. What could be so important about such simple objects? But, Joseph will soon be given a rude reminder of the old saying, "Looks, can be deceiving..."
As punishment for her Ponyville takeover, Trixie is enchanted to do anything anyone tells her to. Normally this isn’t a problem, but when the teenage colt she’s been playfully toying with figures it out...
After Trixie’s hostile takeover of Ponyville, she was punished by secretly enchanting her so that she must do anything that anypony directly tells her to. Normally this isn’t a problem, but when the teenage colt she’s been playfully toying with figures it out...
Contains: mild-ish sub/dom, ponies in panties, licking cum off the floor, and what definitely probably counts as consent. Tender Taps is aged up. Cover image adapted from eww by marenlicious.
You're hanging out at your friend Bacon Sizzle's house to sleep over for the night when he suddenly gets called into work. He can't leave his kid sister alone, though, which means you're in charge. What could go wrong?
You and Bacon Sizzle have been friends pretty much since high school, especially since he seemed to be the only one who didn't judge you for having hands (except for this one weird green unicorn, but she's not important). The two of you hang out all the time, and this time, he invites you over to his place so that the two of you can have a sleepover, but almost as soon as it gets started, his boss calls him into work at the last second.
He can't leave his kid sister all alone, though, and he doesn't want to ruin the sleepover. Then, he comes up with the perfect idea: why not just have you watch his little sister until he gets back? It seems simple enough. You've never babysat before, but she seems like a good kid. She'll probably just watch cartoons all night anyway... right? Why is she winking at you?
It's a great irony that one of the most frightening things is telling that special someone how you feel. It's even worse for Jonathan, who's been through many-a situation that were much more stressful. He finds that words aren't always necessary.
Jonathan is no stranger to outside pressure and working under conditions that would make lesser men break from stress... but when it comes to the cutie-pie of a mailmare named Derpy Hooves, also one of his greatest friends, he's beside himself on how to approach conveying the feelings that have matured within him for the past several months. Not only has she been the greatest, most caring friend, but she's also incredibly adorable in her ways, enough to elicit the desire for Jonathan to want more between them.
...and that butt of hers doesn't help, especially since he's an 'ass man.'
With a little bit of reassurance from himself and another friend, he'll just have to casually ask the important question; just drop it in the middle of conversation like it's something simple. That's all there is to it... right?
-Oneshot clopfic with a side of cheesiness at the end. -Flow check and Pre-read by: Pusspuss, Eppie Genetic, and Enigmatic Otaku. Edited by me. -Base art by Mokanyann, sourced to derpibooru.
Celestia asks me to help restore trade relations with the changelings. It goes a lot better than I anticipated.
Six months have passed since Cadence and Twilight's brother had a weird, fucked up disaster of a wedding. The creature responsible known as Queen Chrysalis has since then cooled relations with Equestria.
However, she has requested Me as ambassador to the ponies. Strange, considering I'm not even a lawful citizen of Equestria yet, much less a pony.
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Ayy, it got featured 18/10/19 thanks for that. And that hot symbol too.
Cover art was part of a collab between Toanderic and Php72.
Life is easy. The fewer of things to bother you, the simplier life will be. Just find anything to pass the time. But that's easier said than done, especially when my latest time waster turned out to be the craziest experience I'll ever have
I've never been one to face my problems head on. I've always thought it was much easier to let something run its course instead of dealing with it every step of the way. Why stress yourself over something when you can relax instead? All you need to do is find the little things to pass the time, and soon enough, you'll find whatever was bothering you is gone. Simple enough, right? It's always worked for me.
So what do you do when the thing you're waiting for to be over is your life?
Tineey the albino changeling and Cupcake Sweets, the sassy bratty foal, are invited to a sleepover at Diamond Tiara's house. Silver Spoon will be there too. But Tineey has to dress as a filly just to attend... with sexy results?
'Tineey' is a special changeling with an ironic nickname. His best friend, Cupcake Sweets, is a sassy foal with certain 'assets' much too big for her age. Together, the two of them somehow wind up invited to a sleepover at Diamond Tiara's. The only stipulation? Tineey has to wear a dress to attend... No co-ed sleepovers at this foal's age!
Surely, nothing unexpected and sexy could happen?
Content Warning: Foalcon, crotch-teats, changeling breeding archology, cross-dressing, m/f/f/f, exaggerated size/proportions, lots of cum
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You are a unicorn stallion, who serves as a teacher in Canterlot's Magical Academy. As your students celebrate Nightmare Night, some of them try to perform a ritual and in an effort to clean up their mess you accidentally summon a succubus.
You are a unicorn stallion, who serves as a professor at Canterlot's Magic Academy, aiding the gifted youth in their magical training. However, due to your diligence, you have been unable to find your special somepony, something which has been weighing heavily on your mind as of late.
As Nightmare Night begins you decide to work late in the library when you hear a noise. Investigating you discover a few of your students performing a magical ritual. After sending them away, you attempt to clean up the mess. Unfortunately in doing so, you accidentally managed to complete the ritual, summoning an exotic and understandably surly creature into Equestria.
Warning! This story contains: an alternate take on succubi, suggestive content, annoyed individuals becoming friends (and perhaps more), maids and cuddles?
I've always wanted to create a story about a succubus that could also be safe enough to make it onto the Monster Mare Story List and here it is. I hope you all enjoy.
The Elements of Harmony experience the magic of self-pleasure after nightfall, when nopony is around to witness. Each of them handles their pent-up, burning desires in their own special way...
Choose your favorite pony, or choose them all! There's a little for everybody~
When the first portal to Equestria opened, and humans started coming back with Cutie Marks, it forever altered the fate of two worlds. Now, a young man must face the true consequences of that change.
A Cutie Mark amplifies potential. It makes a pony formidable — but it makes a human a god.
When humans started visiting Equestria and returning with Cutie Marks on their hips, Earth changed overnight. Now a young man with an unwritten future is about to discover the true consequences of that change … and his choice of Marks will forever alter the fate of two worlds.
** CONTENT WARNING:Offscreen rape, mind control.** Earns its Dark tag.
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Highly Recommended by Present Perfect!"Completely memorable ... I've never read anything like it. Also perfectly terrifying."
"It went on my Favorites shelf, and I really don't do dark." –iisaw
Third-place winner in the September 2014 Writeoff Association competition! Newly edited for FIMFiction!
Praise for the Writeoff version: "What in the hell. … This is a really remarkable and surprising piece, one of the best HiE’s I’ve ever read, and the best Friendship Is Optimal-style sci-fi I’ve read since FiO itself." –Present Perfect
"F**k you for writing an HiE that I actually thoroughly enjoyed. Just f**k you." –Golden Vision
Sequel to Home. What happens when you put a f’d up human male and a f’d up bat-pony mare together? Emotions run high and lewd things result.
I have been in Equestria for nearly a year now and although things are better than they used to be, they still aren't great. I may have found a steady supply of meat and potential - dare I say it - ‘friends’ in the bat-ponies, but I am still struggling to find a purpose and the crippling loneliness of never seeing another of my kind is starting to get to me. To make things worse nightmares haunt my sleep and suicidal thoughts plague my waking hours. Without a woman companion by my side, without a family to protect and provide for, what is the point of being a man? What is the point of my existence? I need companionship. I need a purpose! But how can that happen when I the only human I will ever see is my own reflection?
This is a sequel to Home with emphasis on story as well as some fairly light RGRE elements. It will also have some clop at the end, so don’t worry, pervs, I got you covered! ;)
Cover art by byDaliaPamela on DeviantArt. NSFW Version can be found here: https:// derpibooru .org/ 1975161 [RemoveSpaces]
Its that time of year, and Pinkie has embraced the Earth holiday, much to the annoyance of Louis
Every show has a Christmas special, and Room for Rent is no exception!
Pinkie Pie has fully embraced the Earth Holiday, much to the annoyance of her roommate, Louis. Why does he hate Christmas so much, and how can Pinkie pull off one of those miracles she keeps hearing about to change his heart?
Yet another overly long chapter that I decided merited it's own side story. Previously part of the main story.
A changeling conquers, a changeling breeds, a changeling spreads their influence far and wide and woe betide those fools that would stand in their way. Or at least thats how it should be anyway.
Great magic costs great sacrifice and unfortunately for Twilight and her friends it means losing the ability to have foals. This wasnt a big deal for most as they didnt mind adopting but of them, Applejack, Starlight, Twilight, and her mother all want their own flesh and blood, though for different reasons.
As such they have sought out the only thing on Equestria that can sow a barren field, a changeling queen. Plans quickly went off the rails after that.
Kink warnings Futa on female, stomach bulging, cum inflation, Impregnation, egg insertion, sort of non con, rough as hell sex, hypnotism, mind magic, accidental sort of incest. And probably more that I'm forgetting.
A drunk game of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance.
A drunk round of Truth or Dare reveals that Discord has never gotten laid. Rainbow Dash is determined to solve this nonexistent problem, much to his annoyance. Then again, he's not exactly opposed to it. He's just never bothered. Maybe he could give it a go. But with who?
Written entirely for fun, will probably only be two chapters actually around four chapters because I have no self control! I really just wanted to play around with the virgin, probably asexual Discord concept. Also, drunk ponies. Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Chapter 1 contains sexual discussions, drinking, profanity, a striptease, and Twilight being horny! No porn yet. Chapter 2 contains slightly more graphic sexual discussions but the porn still hasn't happened yet, hold your horses. Chapter 3 contains what I'm sure you've been waiting for! Sex scene, involves oral, lots of kisses, and vanilla but passionate lovin'. Enjoy~
Meanwhile Chapter 4 and the epilogue are just to wrap things up. There MIGHT be a continuation but if so it'd be in a sequel, but that's completely up in the air right now.
After the events following Krieg's entry into Luna's life, it seems she has finally accepted him as her minion... But what do you do with an axe swinging psycho at your command?
Borderlands 2 crossover, Krieg the Psycho goes to Equestria.
This is the sequel to A Minion for the Night. You should probably read it to understand what's going on... you just won't be as insane as you could be without it. Have fun ^^
Rated Mature for bad language and later maybe violence... and capslock, lots of capslock. So sorry for the capslock.
Big thanks to Nihatclodra for editing this even bigger heap of insanity!
Rarity takes on the task of learning what it means to be Spike's mate.
Rarity finally has a lover... And its a Dragon. Now she will be learning what it means to be a Dragon's Mate. It comes with more than just a odd conversation starter.
Kinks/spoilers: Chapter 1Dragon on human action, casual nudity, light cum swallowing, cunilings, and light exhibitionism Chapter 2 Casual nudity, skinny dipping, rough sex, filled to the brim, and mild cuddling. Featured on 6/30/20
To deal with the stress of heat season, Twilight transforms herself into a stallion. She just didn't realise how turned on she'd end up being from every other mare in the vicinity after. ...Then she starts getting everypony pregnant.
To deal with the stress of heat season during an intense study period, Twilight transforms herself into a stallion. She just didn't realise how turned on she'd end up being from every other mare in the vicinity after.
Things only get worse when she starts getting other mares pregnant.
Kinks: Gender Swap Spell, Mares in Heat, Public Sex, Impregnation/Creampie.
Changelings aren't the only ones who can have secrets, as Shapedance is about to discover
Every week around the same time, Skywrite the pegasus leaves his little cottage in the woods to “pick up groceries,” and every week around the same time, Petalgrown the pegasus welcomes him home with a few hours of cuddling and his favorite dinner on the table. Of course, not everything here is as it seems. For one thing, there’s the dinner. French fried potatoes? Who’s ever heard of such a thing!? For another thing, there’s the way Sky looks at his hooves sometimes, as if trying to will something else to be there. Also, as a footnote, Petalgrown is one of the hundreds of changelings thrown free of Canterlot during the failed invasion attempt, and has been living off Skywrite’s strange, fiery love ever since.
As time goes on and questions about the strange, loving pegasus start piling up, she grows determined to discover the truth behind the pony she finds herself growing more and more intrigued with. Of course, it could be something even crazier than “love-sucking, shape-changing bug-pony,” but that’s just speculation. After all, there’s no way a pony could ever hide such a strange secret from a creature born of secrets, right? Why, it would take something very unpony-like to pull that off, wouldn’t it?
