Long after the event stole all the humans from Earth, changeling queen Evoli is sick of the constant self-destruction of pony civilizations. Maybe if someone with real talent for leadership could take over, her swarm wouldn't go hungry.
Over a thousand years ago, every human on Earth vanished. The ponies left behind were forced to rebuild what they could, largely ignorant of their new abilities. When a devastating plague spelled the end of the first age of pony civilization on Earth, the changelings were forced to watch helplessly as their food supply withered away.
Queen Evoli's swarm is barely surviving on the measly drops of love they can scavenge from the slow-recovering pony population. But it wouldn't have to be that way, if only somepony who really knew how to lead was in charge. She is many centuries old now, with power and experience that ponies in their short lives cannot imagine. Maybe if the world had somepony like her to rule it, civilization would do better.
At least she wouldn't be going hungry anymore...
A Ponies After People story written for Sparktail on my Patreon, crossposted to Fimfiction. Updates daily until complete. Edited by Sparktail and Two Bit, and cover by Zutcha.
Twilight's dream comes true when on her birthday Cadance gives her a night with Shining Armor.
Twilight Sparkle has never had a real relationship with another pony. Everything she knows about love is either from romance or scientific books. Her natural cravings for another’s pony affection she satisfies by fantasizing about her brother – the image of an ideal stallion since she was a filly. But Twilight’s self-centered imaginary world shatters and her life is going to turn around when Princess Cadance gives Twilight a special present – her husband.
Clop tags: Incest, Masturbation with toys, Voyeurism, Blowjob+DeepThroat, Cunnilingus+Facesitting, m/f, m/2f, anatomically correct(crotchtits+winking), lost virginity and impregnation
Twilight wakes up one day, and she isn't a pony anymore. If she were the only one, things might not be so bad. She isn't.
Twilight Sparkle wakes up one day feeling strange. Everything is gigantic, her tail is wrong, and she can't help but notice all the unusual smells. Her hopes that it might be one of Discord's strange pranks are quickly dashed, as she discovers the effect is more widespread than she initially guessed. Twilight Sparkle is an Espeon now.
But will Equestria survive it?
Written on a bizarre whim because the world needs more eevees. Then Sparktail supported me on https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3226653 to keep going, the absolute mad lad. He and Two Bit did the wordfixing. Zutcha did the eevee cutes.
Princess Celestia has decided it's time for Twilight to be let in on some secrets with her ascension. One of those secrets happens to be the existance of an entire city in the Everfree Forest
Twilight knew that there would be times she would find herself in over her head. When Princess Celestia decides that her proximity to a Village Hidden in the Everfree makes her a perfect candidate for participating in the village's introductory tour and citizenship ceremony, the young alicorn finds out just how little she really knows about her own world.
Quick note: I've been having difficulties with my formatting since the update so if it's messed up or anything like that let me know. I'll try to fix it ASAP
Celestia has an offer for Chrysalis, one that will change both their lives forever.
My life was over. Forsaken by my children and with my home in ruins, I took refuge in the deepest, darkest corner of the world as I could. Starving and alone, it was there that I waited for my end to come. However, I did not count on Celestia herself to come searching for me, nor the deal she would offer so eagerly.
I am Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings...
...and this is how I become the Mistress of the Sun.
A young man wakes up in Equestria as a very adorable Alicorn colt, gets forcibly adopted by Luna, and tries to find his way home.
Dark Tag is for Black Comedy and slightly morbid situations!
A young man by the name of Oliver Leaf finds himself trapped in another world...as a young colt. A young Alicorn colt.
As if this wasn't bad enough, he's got a terrifying enthusiastic blue one trying to mother him, a pink one competing to do the same, and a white one who does nothing except watch on in amusement.
Add all of this on top of the other personalities that keep trying to take control of his body, and it's little wonder why he keeps trying to run away. Especially when not all of them are quite as innocent as he would like.
This story is very similar when compared with To Run From The Sun, if only because of its short chapters and OOC ponies.
Rated Teen for suggestive scenes and the occasional bit of colorful language.
A human wakes up as Discord just as Keep Calm and Flutter On begins.
After dying in a predictably stupid car accident, a human wakes up paralyzed and unable to see or feel anything... which seems reasonable for the aftermath of an argument with a truck, until Celestia starts talking and he figures out that he's dreaming that he's Discord. And then the Elements set him free and he figures out no, actually, this isn't a dream. Begins right before "Keep Calm and Flutter On", and the first few chapters crib a lot of dialogue from that.
Not Displaced, but it is one of those "human wakes up in the body of an Equestrian supervillain" stories. However. Fellow Discord fans. Trust me, I'm not gonna write a story about our boy where the real thing never makes an appearance. The actual Discord will show up sooner or later. Also not a self insert, as should be obvious if you listen to the main character talk about himself for about 30 seconds.
This is a commission for The Bird, but the original story idea was mine and I take credit for everything except the impetus to actually write the damn thing.
Tags are a complete guess, I actually have no idea how to tag this thing.
Let's drive to a brony convention with Queen Chrysalis riding shotgun
Checklist for driving to the Everfree Northwest brony convention: 1. Get a map; 2. Pack the car; 3. Discover a wounded Queen Chrysalis... 4. Go on a roadtrip anyway
Stallions are weak, soft, sensitive, and need a mare to take care of them. Everypony knows that. Well, except this one Stallion, but he’s insane, so he needs help anyway, right? (RGRE one shot extended into a half-proper story. Idk)
In Equestria, every stallion is treated with all the chivalries and respect he can bear. Because Stallions are more sensitive and more easily hurt when they aren’t taken care of by the mares around them.
So when Twilight hears of a lone stallion that swears like a sailor at passerby and ‘takes no shit from nobody, whether it good shit or bad shit,’ she’s dubious of the claims, but is sure that no stallion can be allowed to live so close to the Everfree all alone.
So she decides to do her best to save him.
And by save, I mean put him in the care of mares and get him herding.
And by him, I mean me.
And by me, I mean an earth-pony badass, formerly a human, formerly of Earth.
And by does her best, I mean she can try.
Bring it on whorse. I’m a hormonally imbalanced human psychopath with a death wish and an alcohol addiction trapped in the body of a tiny fucking horse.
In other words, I’m a pissed man who’s gonna have a helluva good time shattering your sexism through insults and violence.
I love to set the world afire, don’t you?
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RGRE Fanfic.
Sex tag is for mention thereof for comedic purposes. No clop here.
Featured! 4/2/18-4/3/18-7/6/19
Cover art is credit to Navanastra.
I would also like to state that this is half crackfic, half serious, so three of the groups its featured in are people insulting it, unfortunately. They're trying to point out cringey stuff in a story that's full of it on purpose, so... good luck with that. Enjoy.
(VERY inconsistent updates. I'm a college student.)
With the local human having ceased wandering and causing ruckus he attempts - with Twilight's ever-patient assistance - to calm down, make it up to those that he needs to make it up to and generally live his best his life.
His greatest obstacle in this, as with most things post-arrival, is his towering neurosis.
And maybe the uncomfortable fact that he can't stop growing larger and more resilient with each passing day. And that not being belligerent to the wildlife gives him sufficient time to fully contemplate the breadth of his situation as a lone and isolated example of his kind in a world entirely not his own, try as he might to just ignore it and stop his brain from eating itself with irritating doubts and fears.
In the magical land of Equestria, there are no ponies. In the sleepy town of Ponyville, there are no ponies. In the glittering Castle of Friendship, there are no ponies.
Harry Potter never wanted a pony, let alone dozens of them. Sometimes, life gives us what we need instead of what we want.
Harry Potter was no stranger to problems, although his always seemed to be far larger than other young wizards his age. After all, Voldemort had tried to kill him as a baby, and twice during his first two years at Hogwarts. Hopefully, his third year in school would be easier, although he first needed to survive his summer with his aunt and uncle.
Between a hectic schedule of daytime chores and nights spent trying frantically to keep up on an ever-increasing pile of holiday work, he was working himself into a frazzle, and that was before finding out that his Aunt Marge was coming to visit. To top it off, an accident has just left him with a tiny purple problem he had never expected: a toy-sized unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
His problems have just begun. And they will continue to multiply.
In the magical land of Equestria, you are the most non-magical, and therefore unusual, thing. Well, they used to call you "a thing" until they got to know you better. Now they call you "Yes!", "Don't stop!", and, occasionally, Anonymous. You have everything a stallion would kill for: fame, money, mares. However, you are not a stallion.
Warning: contains a story. Kinks: crotchboobs, lactation, well-toned mares, incredibly dumb Anonymous dominating and being dominated by mares.
You've just been dumped off at your mother's junkyard for two weeks, and things only escalate from there.
Your name is Aileron, you are the son of Delta Vee and Jet Stream. Life's been fairly rough for you, with the constant moving around, arguments, and your own bubbly twin sister's antics, life's a whirling cacophony of headaches half the time.
And now your father, Jet, is going on another one of his 'Important Business Trips' leaving you and your twin sis Apogee to stay with Delta for a whole two weeks.
Little do you know how incredible the next two weeks ARE gonna be...
This story is based around Shinodage's askblog, Delta Vee's Junkyard. Needless to say, he owns the characters, universe, and so on, I was just given permission to fuck around in it.
This is my first attempt at writing 2nd Person and my first contribution to the little Space Ponyos universe. Obviously it's an AU, so take nothing here as canon.
Massive thanks to Shinodage for letting me use some of his art for coverart. Big thanks goes out to P-Berry for spurring the idea of it with something he said and for proof-reading and to Damien Darkside for editing/proofing the whole thing and giving me advice.
A doctor and her nurse have an intense examination of their human patient
In many cases, medical exams are awkward, uncomfortable, and annoying, not only for the patients but for the staff as well. Today, however, Doctor Redheart and her assistant will find that some are far more pleasant than others.
Warning: This story contains Horse X Human intimacy. Read at your own risk. Or don't, I'm not your mom.
Artist of the pic is Captainbutteredmuffin if anyone wants to know.
Luna happens upon a particularly unflattering dream, and now Anon is the town pariah of Ponyville. As he seeks to prove his innocence, he cannot help but come to one conclusion. Ponies are weird. Warning: This is pure id-fic, which is to say, writing whatever was appealing at the time. 0% literary depth.
Was Cadance always such a slutty little love expert? Let's find out!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders ask Princess Cadance how she got her cutie mark. They end up getting a lot more information than they expected, which is why her story had to be left out of the episode.
Contains: foalcon, seriously like a lot of foalcon, teasing, massage, borderline seducing of step-parents, voyeurism, threesome, foursome, hands-on matchmaking, too much information for little foals. Tagged as [Alternate Universe] because this ignores some non-show canon about Cadance’s past. Cover art based on 69596 (SFW version; 69595 for NSFW version) by justpony.
Rainbow Dash becomes Princess Luna's maid after accidentally trashing her bedroom.
When an impromptu drunken race causes Rainbow Dash to crash into Luna's bedroom, trashing it, she agrees to work around the castle under Luna until her moral debt is paid.
She just didn't expect to spend so much time under Luna.
Expect romance and cuteness with light BDSM and dom/sub play.
When starlight comes to you (Anon) one day, she has a very weird request. She wants to be your 'pet'. You agree to it, unable to resist the cuteness of ponies, and it leads you to a discovery that will change your new life in Equestria, bringing you much happiness and a cure for your loneliness.
Credit goes to TheBritishPony for proofreading and editing. Also, Credit for the cover image goes to duop-qoub. Much appreciated, both of you!
[HiE] Scootaloo finds out life can get pretty messy when you're eighteen... and pregnant.
It's been nearly a year since the fateful day that William Harkin decided not to return to Earth and instead live on in his new home in Equestria. To return to the side of the mare he loved: his marefriend, Scootaloo. Nearly a year since he patched things up with his best friend, Rainbow Dash, after all the turmoil they caused each other.
But with every story's end, another begins. Scootaloo and Will choosing a life together is hardly the end of their adventures. Faced with a new challenge to their happy, simple life, they'll have to rely on both each other and the support of their friends and families if they hope to make it through!
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