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EKnowing Everything Hurts Your Brain Severely

Likes: 85 Dislikes: 2

on Fimfiction, by Princess Glitzy

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceShining Armor

Filly Twilight wakes up one morning and she knows everything. Also, Discord and Luna are in this even though they aren't here during this time period because it will be funny.

EA Heartwarming Meeting

Likes: 196 Dislikes: 0

on Fimfiction, by Monochromatic

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeLunaDaring Do

An unpleasant Hearth's Warming Eve takes a turn for the newly returned Princess Luna when an unexpected fan reminds her that there's much more to her than Nightmare Moon.


Entry for Jinglemas 2019 (part of the Jinglemas Group)
Written for Alex_!

EGood Morning

Likes: 375 Dislikes: 25

on Fimfiction, by Flutterpriest

MLP: FiMSadTragedySecond PersonHumanFluttershyAnon

Anon wakes up, but doesn't quite remember how much he drank.

Narrated by Snogwritts

EThe Trouble with Unicorns III

Likes: 249 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanOCOther

Acorn's apartment on Earth has lots of great features: a dishwasher, forced-air heating and cooling, a coffee maker, a food processor . . . it's also got a telephone. She's not so keen on the telephone.

Acorn's apartment on Earth has lots of great features: a dishwasher, forced-air heating and cooling, a coffee maker, a food processor, a gym and laundry room in the basement . . . it's also got a telephone. She's not so keen on the telephone.

Specifically, she’s not so keen on telemarketers.

TThe Pink Pony of Wall Street

Likes: 162 Dislikes: 2

on Fimfiction, by Mica

MLP: FiMProfanityComedyHumanPinkieOC

They call her the greatest stockbroker on Wall Street. Some call her the next Warren Buffett. She's the "Pink Pony of Wall Street."

They call her the greatest stockbroker to ever hit Wall Street. Some call her the next Warren Buffett. Working from a nondescript, shoebox-sized office, her clients have earned millions through her shrewd investments.

She's...the "Pink Pony of Wall Street."

Intended for Admiral Biscuit's Not-A-Contest for ponies working on Earth. This was an impulse write--proofreading my may be spotty.

Cover image credit (Thanks to Admiral Biscuit and Trick Question for helping me find this very appropos picture!)

Featured 5/7-5/8/2020 :yay:
Featured at #1 (with Mature turned off), 5/7/2020 :pinkiehappy: :pinkiegasp:

Chinese translation by Miracle Seal!
Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

TBabs and the Endless Circle of Life

Likes: 26 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by MichelleTwistaloo

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeBabs Seed

The circle of life, as with every circle it is endless, but that doesn't mean there can't be changes in it, such is life, always changing. And Babs from a very early point felt that way. Different. (Not a lion king crossover.)

Babs seed, a young transcolt (FtM in human terms) remembers his story, as he walks through the pathways of his foalhood. His memories bring on a realization. One that is simply obvious, in hindsight.

EIt's Just Magic!

Likes: 176 Dislikes: 4

on Fimfiction, by Lets Do This

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightCMCs

The Crusaders are asking The Question... and they keep getting the same annoying answer. So in desperation, they go to the expert on the subject... Twilight Sparkle!

A legitimately E-rated story about the birds and the bees... because for ponies, there's nothing to be embarrassed about really. Well... almost nothing...

MShrunk into Fluttershy's Panties

Likes: 78 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by B_25

MLP: FiMFetishPornAnthroFluttershySpike

Spike, shrunk, survives a trip from inside Fluttershy's panties.


Spike is over 18, which, I guess, makes him 19?

EPrison

Likes: 351 Dislikes: 20

on Fimfiction, by Jay David

MLP: MovieSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaRoyal GuardTempest Shadow

Twilight goes to visit Tempest, albeit under less than pleasant circumstances

The Storm King is defeated, Canterlot is restored, and life has returned to normal for the citizens of the city. And yet, Twilight, despite her victory, does not feel as happy as some might think she should. For there is one who has not ended up with an ending as pleasant as the one the Princess of Friendship would have wanted for her.

TStiff Wings

Likes: 426 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by aidyr

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightRainbow Dash

What's one of the more embarrassing things you could ever have happen to you? Getting a wingboner in front of all your friends seems pretty high on the list. Twilight is of course grateful for her wings, but they do have their downsides. Lucky for her, a good friend won't mind comforting you even under such awkward circumstances.

Rated T for: Sexual themes


Featured story on June 2nd 2018
Holy shit, I didn't expect it'd be a popular story at all. Thanks you guys. <3

ERainbow Dash: Professional Cider Taster

Likes: 77 Dislikes: 2

on Fimfiction, by PonyThunder

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeRainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash is recruited as a cider taster, but nopony told her it was hard cider...

Rainbow Dash is recruited as a cider taster in this years Ciderfest, but nopony told her it was hard cider...

TWhat!?

Likes: 192 Dislikes: 10

on Fimfiction, by Forgetful

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeFluttershyDiscord

Fluttershy is quite confused the animals are talking.

Fluttershy wakes up, to find all the animals can now speak!

What can a mare do, besides question her sanity?


Rated T for very mild language.

OMG, On Toast! My Very First Featured! 5/14/19

EFriendship is Bureaucracy: Marriage Laws

Likes: 632 Dislikes: 16

on Fimfiction, by The Sleepless Beholder

MLP: FiMComedyCelestiaCadanceShining ArmorChrysalis

Shortly after being defeated in the Canterlot invasion, Chrysalis decides to use her most powerful weapon against the ponies; bureaucracy.

Chrysalis was blasted from Canterlot by Shining’s and Cadance’s love for each other, but she hasn’t lost yet, she still has a secret weapon against them.

A weapon that only an ancient love-sucking being with a keen mind and an army of spies can wield; a deep understanding of the pony’s laws.

So, she arms herself with a business suit, glasses, and a briefcase full of documents, and marches on towards Canterlot.

Featured 4/20/2020, this time was intentional! :pinkiehappy:

MFluttershy Discovers Exhibitionism

Likes: 144 Dislikes: 7

on Fimfiction, by Dandereshy

MLP: FiMSexFetishRandomSlice of LifePornFluttershyRainbow Dash

Our sweet, yellow mare takes her bedroom fun outdoors...

Now that Fluttershy has embraced sexuality, she has no problem with it - in private. However, could she possibly find doing her business where it doesn't belong a bit more exhilarating?

Yes, she certainly can.

TAnon Gets Into a Fistfight With Applejack

Likes: 646 Dislikes: 28

on Fimfiction, by Ludus

MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon

Anon gets into a fistfight with Applejack. It's all in good fun though, i swear!

Anon is adamant that bananas are the best fruit in the universe. Applejack disagrees, for obvious reasons.

Fistfights ensue.

This happens more often than you'd think. It's all in good fun though.

EEndgame

Likes: 122 Dislikes: 1

on Fimfiction, by CategoricalGrant

MLP: FiMSlice of LifeSecond PersonLunaRoyal Guard

You are a Royal Guard. Princess Luna invites you in for a game of chess, which ends in some affectionate snuggling.

The shifts on Princess Luna's night guard can be long and boring, but tonight Princess Luna invites you in to play a game.

EDIT: Non-mature feature box day of posting, 11/11/19!

MFluttershy Uses Her Naughty Bits to Save Drowning Ponies

Likes: 165 Dislikes: 59

on Fimfiction, by Some Leech

MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomPornAnthroFluttershy

Fluttershy is a lifeguard with some rather interesting rescue techniques...

Fluttershy, after acquiring a job as a lifeguard at some beach near Ponyville that nobody ever talks about, is doing her best to watch over the swimmers on a bright, sunny day. Much to her horror, and chagrin of the vacationers, she spies a pair of struggling ponies being swept out to sea. Leaping into action, with her trusty equipment at the ready, she soars to the rescue.

Let me save you some speculation. She literally eats ponies with her cock to save their lives.

Kinks Include: Cock Vore, Hyper Horse Junk, Excessive Jizz

What am I doing with my life...
Someone, anyone, please call Pony Jezus and tell him I'm so, so sorry.

Written at the behest of some ne'er-do-wells who took advantage of my hospitality while I was in a rather compromised state due to a family sized bag of tendies and vodka apple cider.

Artwork by KevinSano

EThe Pegasus of Snuggles

Likes: 16 Dislikes: 0

on Fimfiction, by PixelMoon

MLP: FiMRandomTwilightPinkieLunaOC

The Princess of Snuggles Sequel: Princess Luna wants to snuggle again... with just Sketchy Clouds.

After several more meetings to snuggle with Twilight, Pinkie, and Sketchy, Princess Luna wants to snuggle again. However, she wants to snuggle with just Sketchy.


You guys asked for it! Here's the sequel to The Princess of Snuggles.

Don't like the FIMfiction format? Reading available here too!

GDocs

Sorry for the horrible title. I'm not too original with sequels. It's just the sequel so... yeah.

MThe Feaguing

Likes: 148 Dislikes: 16

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonSpa PoniesAnon

You've finally decided to take the plunge and visit the Ponyville Day Spa for a massage and maybe something else.

All the stallions in Ponyville talk about how great the Day Spa is, so you’ve finally decided to take the plunge and find out for yourself. You can get a massage, and maybe something else.


For anonpencil

ETrixie's Feathering in the Moonlight

Likes: 175 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by Alex Warlorn

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightTrixie

Trixie realizes the true nature of the universe.

Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up one night to find Trixie Lulamoon has... turned evil? Nope. But that might have been simpler. Twilight never thought the night would come where she'd debate the very nature of existence itself with Trixie!

Cover by Orin331
https://www.deviantart.com/orin331/art/Dancerverse-Princess-Trixie-705193262

Praise be to Jordan179 for his inspiration. https://www.fimfiction.net/user/137586/Jordan179


Editors, Docontra, Frozen-Doopliss, Mtangalion.

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