MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaLunaCadanceShining Armor
Filly Twilight wakes up one morning and she knows everything. Also, Discord and Luna are in this even though they aren't here during this time period because it will be funny.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeLunaDaring Do
An unpleasant Hearth's Warming Eve takes a turn for the newly returned Princess Luna when an unexpected fan reminds her that there's much more to her than Nightmare Moon.
Entry for Jinglemas 2019 (part of the Jinglemas Group)
Written for Alex_!
MLP: FiMSadTragedySecond PersonHumanFluttershyAnon
Anon wakes up, but doesn't quite remember how much he drank.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeHumanOCOther
Acorn's apartment on Earth has lots of great features: a dishwasher, forced-air heating and cooling, a coffee maker, a food processor, a gym and laundry room in the basement . . . it's also got a telephone. She's not so keen on the telephone.
Specifically, she’s not so keen on telemarketers.
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyHumanPinkieOC
They call her the greatest stockbroker to ever hit Wall Street. Some call her the next Warren Buffett. Working from a nondescript, shoebox-sized office, her clients have earned millions through her shrewd investments.
She's...the "Pink Pony of Wall Street."
Intended for Admiral Biscuit's Not-A-Contest for ponies working on Earth. This was an impulse write--proofreading my may be spotty.
Cover image credit (Thanks to Admiral Biscuit and Trick Question for helping me find this very appropos picture!)
Featured 5/7-5/8/2020
Featured at #1 (with Mature turned off), 5/7/2020
Chinese translation by Miracle Seal!
Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeBabs Seed
Babs seed, a young transcolt (FtM in human terms) remembers his story, as he walks through the pathways of his foalhood. His memories bring on a realization. One that is simply obvious, in hindsight.
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeTwilightCMCs
The Crusaders are asking The Question... and they keep getting the same annoying answer. So in desperation, they go to the expert on the subject... Twilight Sparkle!
A legitimately E-rated story about the birds and the bees... because for ponies, there's nothing to be embarrassed about really. Well... almost nothing...
MLP: FiMFetishPornAnthroFluttershySpike
Spike, shrunk, survives a trip from inside Fluttershy's panties.
Spike is over 18, which, I guess, makes him 19?
MLP: MovieSlice of LifeTwilightCelestiaRoyal GuardTempest Shadow
The Storm King is defeated, Canterlot is restored, and life has returned to normal for the citizens of the city. And yet, Twilight, despite her victory, does not feel as happy as some might think she should. For there is one who has not ended up with an ending as pleasant as the one the Princess of Friendship would have wanted for her.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeTwilightRainbow Dash
What's one of the more embarrassing things you could ever have happen to you? Getting a wingboner in front of all your friends seems pretty high on the list. Twilight is of course grateful for her wings, but they do have their downsides. Lucky for her, a good friend won't mind comforting you even under such awkward circumstances.
Rated T for: Sexual themes
Featured story on June 2nd 2018
Holy shit, I didn't expect it'd be a popular story at all. Thanks you guys. <3
MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeRainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash is recruited as a cider taster in this years Ciderfest, but nopony told her it was hard cider...
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeFluttershyDiscord
Fluttershy wakes up, to find all the animals can now speak!
What can a mare do, besides question her sanity?
Rated T for very mild language.
OMG, On Toast! My Very First Featured! 5/14/19
MLP: FiMComedyCelestiaCadanceShining ArmorChrysalis
Chrysalis was blasted from Canterlot by Shining’s and Cadance’s love for each other, but she hasn’t lost yet, she still has a secret weapon against them.
A weapon that only an ancient love-sucking being with a keen mind and an army of spies can wield; a deep understanding of the pony’s laws.
So, she arms herself with a business suit, glasses, and a briefcase full of documents, and marches on towards Canterlot.
Featured 4/20/2020, this time was intentional!
MLP: FiMSexFetishRandomSlice of LifePornFluttershyRainbow Dash
Now that Fluttershy has embraced sexuality, she has no problem with it - in private. However, could she possibly find doing her business where it doesn't belong a bit more exhilarating?
Yes, she certainly can.
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon
Anon is adamant that bananas are the best fruit in the universe. Applejack disagrees, for obvious reasons.
Fistfights ensue.
This happens more often than you'd think. It's all in good fun though.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeSecond PersonLunaRoyal Guard
The shifts on Princess Luna's night guard can be long and boring, but tonight Princess Luna invites you in to play a game.
EDIT: Non-mature feature box day of posting, 11/11/19!
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomPornAnthroFluttershy
Fluttershy, after acquiring a job as a lifeguard at some beach near Ponyville that nobody ever talks about, is doing her best to watch over the swimmers on a bright, sunny day. Much to her horror, and chagrin of the vacationers, she spies a pair of struggling ponies being swept out to sea. Leaping into action, with her trusty equipment at the ready, she soars to the rescue.
Let me save you some speculation. She literally eats ponies with her cock to save their lives.
Kinks Include: Cock Vore, Hyper Horse Junk, Excessive Jizz
What am I doing with my life...
Someone, anyone, please call Pony Jezus and tell him I'm so, so sorry.
Written at the behest of some ne'er-do-wells who took advantage of my hospitality while I was in a rather compromised state due to a family sized bag of tendies and vodka apple cider.
Artwork by KevinSano
MLP: FiMRandomTwilightPinkieLunaOC
After several more meetings to snuggle with Twilight, Pinkie, and Sketchy, Princess Luna wants to snuggle again. However, she wants to snuggle with just Sketchy.
You guys asked for it! Here's the sequel to The Princess of Snuggles.
Don't like the FIMfiction format? Reading available here too!
Sorry for the horrible title. I'm not too original with sequels. It's just the sequel so... yeah.
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeSecond PersonSpa PoniesAnon
All the stallions in Ponyville talk about how great the Day Spa is, so you’ve finally decided to take the plunge and find out for yourself. You can get a massage, and maybe something else.
For anonpencil
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeTwilightTrixie
Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up one night to find Trixie Lulamoon has... turned evil? Nope. But that might have been simpler. Twilight never thought the night would come where she'd debate the very nature of existence itself with Trixie!
Cover by Orin331
https://www.deviantart.com/orin331/art/Dancerverse-Princess-Trixie-705193262
Praise be to Jordan179 for his inspiration. https://www.fimfiction.net/user/137586/Jordan179
Editors, Docontra, Frozen-Doopliss, Mtangalion.